Monday, April 30, 2007

T.P. Pup



Busted!

What Sheryl Crow's dog does when she's away...

;-)

Steel Melt



Fiery Crash Collapses L.A. Freeway

"Heat exceeded 2,750 degrees and caused the steel beams holding up the interchange from eastbound I-80 to eastbound Interstate 580 above to buckle and bolts holding the structure together to melt, leading to the collapse," said California Department of Transportation director Will Kempton.

I wonder how Rosie O'Donnell, "comic" and, as of late, vocal expert in metallurgy, will explain this incident in light of her cockamamy 9/11 conspiracy theories. Here, a scant 5 1/2 years later, is only the second time in history that fire has melted steel.

Yeah, right.

I bet the loon will find someway to blame the Bush administration.

Give Me Incandescents



What the eco-greeny activists won't tell you about replacing your incandescent bulbs with the mercury-ridden CFL bulbs:

The CFL Mercury Nightmare

I urge you to think before you replace the incandescent bulbs in your home.

A broken CFL bulb cost a family in Maine $2,004.28 to remove the mercury from their home. The annual savings in electricity would've been $180.

Do the math, because the enviro-greenies don't know how.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Scotty Beamed Up



Cremains Of ‘Star Trek's’ Scotty and NASA Astronaut Go Into Space On Saturday

Godspeed.

:-)

Bernstein Book



Carl Bernstein's at it again. This time he's writing an unauthorized biography of Hillary...

BOOK TO SPILL ON HILL:
BERNSTEIN USES HER PAL'S NOTES TO PEN TELL-ALL


Yeah, right.

Don't expect much from this "tell all". Bernstein has been around long enough to know that people who cross the Clintons end up dead often under unusual circumstances.

Look at the list for yourselves THE CLINTON BODY COUNT .

Chilling stuff.

Friday, April 27, 2007

MIT Dean Toss



Marilee Jones, Dean of Admissions at MIT for 28 years, has admitted she "misrepresented" her credentials and has resigned.

Dean At M.I.T. Resigns, Ending A 28-Year Lie

Ms. Jones, 55, representing herself as "a scientist by training" at Albany Medical College, Union College and Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, had, in fact, no degrees from any of those places, or anywhere else, M.I.T. officials said.

This is just one reason why I dislike affirmative action hirings and quotas. This woman was hired in 1979 to lead to lead the recruitment efforts for women. The emphasis should be on hiring competent people, not filling a quota.



Contrary to popular belief, Dean Jones did not participate as the target in the Annual MIT Piano Toss in which a piano is tossed from the Baker House to mark the last date to drop classes for the spring term.

There must not be too many music majors at MIT.

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

...the new breed of cat ready to be shipped to Japan ;-)

Happy Friday everybody!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Ewe Are Not Too Bright



Thousand of rich Japanese women were conned by a firm into believing LAMBS were valuable miniature POODLES.

Ewe've Been Conned Ladies

Which just goes to show you...

Intelligence Not Linked To Wealth, According To US Study


Sheesh, they had to do a study to arrive at that conclusion.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Un-Rosie View



Exclusive: O'Donnell Leaving 'The View'

Somewhere there rings the laughter of a happy Star Jones today.

Planet X



Found 20 Light Years Away: The New Earth

Gliese 581c is the first exoplanet (a planet orbiting a star other than our own Sun) that is anything like our Earth.

Mirror Earth?

Fascinating.

Attack VP



"I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with the administration's chief attack dog," Reid said of Vice President Cheney.

Cheney, Reid Spar Over Iraq Policy

Typical liberal ploy. You say you won't name-call while you name-call!

I have a few names for you, Senator Reid...

Coward. Traitor. Cut and run defeatocrat. Or just Democrat.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Snapple



:-)

From XKCD.com

Defeatocrats



Is Pelosi praying for a clue? Not on your life.

Democrats Challenge Bush On Iraq Bill

This has been going on for weeks now. Meanwhile, the troops need the money now!

The liberals don't support the troops. They support America's defeat.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Square Crow



Eco-nuts Sheryl Crow and Laurie David finished up their two-week Stop Global Warming College Tour and the resulting blog reads like greenie eco-drivel.

Saving The Earth: The Biodiesel Bus Blog

One square of toilet paper per sitting?

No wonder poor Karl Rove became annoyed when the Dirty Duo approached his table at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner Saturday night.

At This Dinner, A Dollop of Vitriol

Sheryl, I assume you can't spare a square, but can you please spare us the lecture about your lack of personal hygiene.

We don't want to know.

Really.

Ewwww.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

...the dreaded curly-eared Florida wild cat...

Happy Friday, everybody!

Resign Reid!



Republicans Battle Charge Iraq War Is Lost .

Reid's comments are inexcusable. The democrats call this leadership?

Thursday, April 19, 2007

No Need To Know



NBC Says It Debated for Hours Whether To Air Shooter's Images

Yeah, and then they went ahead and aired the ramblings of a psycho murderer.

RATINGS BLOWOUT FOR NBC NEWS... 7.4 RATING/15 SHARE FOR BRIAN WILLIAMS AND CHO TAPES.

This is outrageous. The public doesn't have a need to know this, and this deranged loser doesn't need to be heard.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Botox Box



From Reuters: "A live video image of Canadian-born actor William Shatner (R) appears on Rogers Wireless Chief Marketing Officer John Boynton's video phone during an unveiling of North America's first real-time video conferencing cell phone during a news conference in Toronto."

Yikes, the Shatman's face looks like it's about to pop. Thanks, but that's one image I don't want beamed up to my video phone.

Monkey Temple



One for the multicultural files:

Monkey deity : An Indian Hindu devotee leaves a new temple dedicated to a likeness of Lord Hanuman, the monkey god of Hindu mythology in New Delhi.

At first glance I thought it was Madonna's new tour look.

Dung Breakthrough



Scientists in the Netherlands have discovered a fungus in elephant dung that will help them break down fibres and wood into biofuel.

Elephant Dung Helps Scientists Develop New Biofuel

Elephant poop... who knew?

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Ismail Ax?



Sources: College Gunman Left Note

The note left by the jerk included a rambling list of grievances, according to sources. They said Cho also died with the words "Ismail Ax" in red ink on the inside of one of his arms.

Ismail Ax? I wonder what that means...

I can't help thinking that had some citizen been armed, the carnage could've been prevented. At the very least, some of those kids might have been saved.

Now all we can do is pray for their families.

Monday, April 16, 2007

?



What are we going to call this garden implement now?

Any suggestions?

Jacko Roboto



What would be scarier than a giant robot shooting laser beams from its eye sockets?

A giant robotic replica of Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson Wants Vegas Robot as part of an elaborate Vegas show...

Oh Margaret.

Media Watchers



It wasn't by accident that Imus' remarks aroused such instant nation-wide protests.

Media Watchdogs A Tipping Point For Imus' Downfall

26-year-old activist Ryan Chiachiere was listening to every word Imus said on his show. Chiachiere is a member of Media Matters for America, a liberal group whose sole purpose is to listen to conservative media and to "correct conservative misinformation in the U.S. media."

The group quickly posted a video clip of the exchange on YouTube and sent e-mails to journalists, civil-rights and women's groups.

In today's viral media culture, that was all it took to spark the media firestorm that ensued.

This group begs the question... who watches the watchers?

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Hill's Shill



Hillary, shown here in her socialist-Saul-Alinsky-thesis-writing-days at Wellesley...

Hillary: No To Imus

"I've never wanted to go on his show and I certainly don't ever intend to go on his show, and I felt that way before his latest outrageous, hateful, hurtful comments," she said.

But Hillary had no problem with hip hop moguls hosting swank $1000 a plate fundraisers for her...

Timbaland Hosts Fundraiser For Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton

Oh, the hypocrisy.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

...only Felix, our resident black cat, will do.

Happy Friday, everybody.

Lucky Thirteen



[The BLOG note: In this spot there used to be a video of a fortune cookie which
wished good luck to all who watched it. Well, I got sick of the annoying musical jingle that popped up unannounced whenever The BLOG came up, so I've taken it down and replaced it with a lucky picture I like much better and one that doesn't assault my ears.]

For any paraskavedekatriaphobes out there...

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Lefty Lies



Now that the Imus In The Morning show is off TV, the liberals are rushing to portray Imus as a conservative! The Radio Equalizer Blog has the scoop on this latest campaign of misinformation.

Meanwhile over at MSNBC.com, Krazy Keith Olberman already has a list of conservatives he says are next to get cancelled over hate speech radio Why Just Imus? .

KKO's list includes Rush Limbaugh, Neil Bortz, Glenn Beck, Michael Savage...

Hmmm, do you see a pattern emerging?

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Tough Puzzle

See if you can find the difference in the 2 pictures - it's a tuffy!

CLICK HERE TO TRY

Fried Crap?



In preparation for the 2008 Olympics Beijing Attempts To Correct Signs With Bad English Translations

Beijing has already corrected over 6,500 traffic signs and will next target public toilets, museums and even restaurant menus to remove items such as "fried crap", "cow bowel in sauce", "corrugated iron beef" and "acid food".

Potrezebie.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Imus Imbroglio





Don Imus, a.k.a The Cryptkeeper is UNDERFIRE

The resemblance is uncanny!

Saturday, April 07, 2007

4/7/07



Today is 4/7/07 a special day for fans of 47...

...the quintessential random number.

Find out why at

THE 47 SOCIETY

Peeps In Space!



It's a little known fact that Captain Janeway's spirit guide is a flock of Peeps.

More Peeps On Voyager

Just in time for Easter ;-)

Friday, April 06, 2007

Smart Pooch



The dog in this video is amazing!

More Easter Humor



Bite me!

:-)

Easter Humor



This fridge must be a Westinghouse ;-)

Real Life Miss Marple



THIEF TRAPPED BY 95-YEAR OLD WOMAN

The elderly sleuth solved a series of mystery thefts in a retirement home when she set a trap, hid in a toilet, and caught the thief red-handed.

Agatha Christie would be proud.

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

...a good cat.

Happy Good Friday, everybody!

And a Blessed Easter too.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Invisibility Cloak



Engineers Create 'Optical Cloaking' Design For Invisibility

Researchers using nanotechnology have taken a step toward creating an "optical cloaking" device that could render objects invisible by guiding light around anything placed inside this "cloak."

Once perfected, will this optical cloak be marketed to hunters?

Animals beware!

Don't laugh, QQ.

;-)

Goodbye Gina



FANS STILL 'IDOL'IZE SANJAYA

Rocker Gina Glocksen got the boot last night, while the less talented Sanjaya wasn't even in the bottom three...

Go figure.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Pelosi's Bad Trip



Thomas Sowell's piece in Realclearpolitics.com puts it in perspective...

Democrats Playing With Fire

Sowell writes, "All that Pelosi's trip can accomplish is to advertise American disunity to a terrorist-sponsoring nation in the Middle East while we are in a war there."

Does this megalomanaical dingbat think she's the president? The terrorists must be
laughing their butts off!

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

A Rosie View



Lucianne's son, Jonah Goldberg, has a hilarious article RE: Rosie's latest nutjob rant about 9/11...

The 'Queen Of Nice' Goes Nuts

Rosie's rants are growing increasingly ignorant. Now she's contradicting real metallurgists!

Goldberg calls for Rosie's firing from The View, but I hope he doesn't hold his breath. I mean since when has the vain and vapid BahBwha ever had any journalistic integrity? Remember interview with questions like, "If you were a twee, what kind of twee would you be?

The scatterbrained ninnies on The View give women everywhere a bad name and they don't speak for me.

Monday, April 02, 2007

April Blues



Yes, I've procrastinated collating my tax paperwork once again!

:-(

Posting will be a bit light until I get this over with.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Closing Shop



Due to lack of interest, The BLOG has been cancelled.






















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