Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Great? Seriously?

This headline alone made me vomit a little in the back of my throat...

OBAMA: “Wherever I See Folks, They Always Say… You’re So Great” "

If not for alternative media, we'd have no free press at all.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Everyone Sems To Be In Such A Hurry To Scream ‘Racism’ These Days.

From Kirsty Eli and just for fun:

A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?”
The assistant asks, “Are you Irish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am, but let me ask you something…

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?”

The assistant says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says, “Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why
did you ask me if I’m Irish?”

The assistant replied, “Because you’re in AutoZone.”

Monday, September 22, 2014

Friday, September 19, 2014

Moochelle The Dietician?

I think not with that caboose...

Typical – As Michelle Obama Purges School Vending Machines Of Sugary Snacks, White House Machine Sells 590 Calorie Honey Buns

Lots of people misattribute the quote, "Let them eat cake" to Marie Antoinette, but it's very possible that the phrase, "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche", (Let them eat brioche) was uttered 100 years before her time by Marie-Therese, the wife of Louis XIV.

So maybe we should be using the phrase "Good for me, but not for thee" instead.

It still sucks.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Athletic Shenanigans

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I love the game, but it's obvious that some of the players need to exercise control of their behavior or they should lose their jobs.

Check out these stats:

NFL Arrests Database

Behave or get out.

Monday, September 15, 2014

Friday, September 12, 2014

Yearbook Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... yearbook cat and ... Mr. Bigglesworth didn't even go to high school!

Student Fulfills Dream Of Taking Yearbook Photo With His Cat

Nay or yay?

I say go kitty!

Happy Friday everybody!

Thursday, September 11, 2014


Since 2001, I've always found myself a bit depressed this time of year, and if you feel as I do, then I want to steer you towards something happier.

Patriots Delight 6,609 School Kids Form The Largest ‘Living’ American Flag On Record

It made me feel better this year.

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

No Moochie!

I loved this when I read it cause it was so totally Joan...

Joan Rivers Banned Adele, Michelle Obama From Funeral

I don't understand the Adele part, but the Moochie part resonates with me... a lot!

I am so going to miss your wicked wit, Joan.

Monday, September 08, 2014

Friday, September 05, 2014

Dog Spider

This gave me a real belly laugh...

Spider-dog sends unsuspecting victims fleeing in absolute terror for their lives

My daughter was amused, but glad the dog-spider wasn't shot.

Dreadnoughtus schrani

Dreadnoughtus May Be The Biggest Dinosaur Ever

When I was little, I became obsessed with dinosaurs when I went to the American Museum Of Natural History and saw dinosaur bones articulated in a huge room.

Now, they've found fossils that are even bigger...

Oh, be still my heart.

Thursday, September 04, 2014

Tuesday, September 02, 2014