Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Bar Humor



*rimshot*

:)

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

GIGO



World Leaders Are Fed Food Waste, And It's Great

Garbage In Garbage Out.

National Coffee Day



"Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised." -- Capt. Kathryn Janeway

Aye, aye, Captain.

Monday, September 28, 2015

A Bust



This was the best pic I was able to take of the Blood Supermoon eclipse. Talk about a lot of hype and little to show for it.

No super, no bloody-red, no eclipse. I barely got the moon part. Cloud cover did me in.

Oh well, God willing I'll be around to catch the next one in 2033. I'm nothing if not persistent.

UPDATE: This is what the Blood Supermoon eclipse should've looked like:



Saturday, September 26, 2015

Blood Supermoon And Eclipse



For the first time in more than 30 years, you can witness a blood supermoon in combination with a lunar eclipse. This will be the first supermoon eclipse in 33 years and next such event will occur only in 2033.

You can get more information here:
Total Lunar Eclipse To Coincide With Full Blood Supermoon This Weekend

and here:
Rare Blood SuperMoon Eclipse

After sunset Sunday night. Since 1900, this has only happened five times: 1910, 1928, 1946, 1964 and 1982.

It should be spectacular.



Friday, September 25, 2015

Baseball Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a kitten in a baseball glove in commemoration of Yogi Berra's recent passing. R.I.P. Mr. Berra.



What?

Oh, were you expecting something like this?



Naw, too predictable. I'd rather people see me as more foreseeable ;)

Happy Friday, everybody!







Ironic And Moronic



I had to share this pic.

So true.



Thursday, September 24, 2015

A Moslem Family Affair



Clockmed's sister fesses up...

Ahmed's Sister Admits School Suspension For Alleged Bomb Threat 3 Years Earlier

Hmmmm, let me see, sharia activist father, little brother who brings a "clock" that just happens to look like a bomb and sound like a bomb, and now, big sister who admits she was suspended from school for an bomb threat three years ago. Of course, big sis insists she was unfairly accused by the "stupid same district", but her parents refuse to allow the details of the suspension to be released to the public.

They'd have us believe they're just a poor, persecuted family.

They really do think we're stupid and if we continue to believe that moslems aren't a threat and just want to live peacefully among us, they're right.

Wake up America.



Tell Tale Horns?



Cameras Catch Obama With Horns Next To Pope

And it's the same from different angles.

And it's not the first time it's happened either.

Cue the "Twilight Zone" theme.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Doomsday Asteroid?



Oh, by the way...

'Doomsday Asteroid' Will Zoom Past Earth Tomorrow, NASA Reveals In 'Threat' Alert

NASA has spent the past few months debunking claims that a "doomsday space rock" will wipe out humanity this month.

Now it has confirmed the 270-metre Asteroid 2012 TT5 will speed past the planet tomorrow, but don't worry, NASA says we'll live.

See you all tomorrow... maybe. ;)

Dope Pope?



Is Obama's Guest List For Pope Dinner An Intentional Insult?

Would the press give Pope Francis so much coverage if he hadn't visited Castro, been pro-economic equality and climate change? I doubt it.

Love him or hate him, I am sick of all this media hype.

Enough already.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Hypocrisy Most Foul



These democrats are a piece of work...

Anti-Gun State Senator Shoots Intruder

Guns are alright for me, but not for thee.

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Fresh Air



I think we could use a fresh breeze flowing through the halls of our government.

Friday, September 18, 2015

Clock Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... just a sweet, innocent kitty that made a 'clock' to impress his teacher.

Don't be a hater, now.

Happy Friday, everybody!

If we survive the PC nonsense.


Thursday, September 17, 2015

Secret Service Name



I did not watch the debate last night, but I've watched enough clips to know that one of the questions was about your secret service name.

Entropy.

I told you mine, now you tell me yours.

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Psycho 2.0



I love you Jamie, but what took you so long?

Jamie Lee Curtis Recreates Her Mother's Famous 'Psycho' Shower Scene

I'm loving this whole Scream Queen thing.

I'm a big horror movie fan. The first horror movie I ever saw was Bela Lugosi in "Dracula", and the second one was "Psycho". And yes, I have had a fear of psycho killers at shower time and also husbands with Instamatic cameras ever since. And vampires, but not recently since they've become so cuddly in recent times.

I do lock the bathroom door for a reason.








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Some kitty has been on the keyboard in my absence.

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Florida Fall



We had a recent drop in humidity and it shows.

Monday, September 14, 2015

Who Do You Want On The $100 Bills?



I know who I'm picking...

Just kidding. I think our money is fine as it is.

Monday Laugh



I'm still stewing about Sunday's pitiful performance by MY Tampa Bay Bucs against the Tennessee Titans...

In case you didn't know this fun football fact, Marcus Mariotta, the Titans quarterback that we could've picked for MY team, was the first rookie quarterback to throw four, count 'em, four touchdowns in a game since Fran Tarkenton did it in 1961 and he did it against MY team.

I need a laugh right about now... hence the post.

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Yeah, Good Choice



My first week of football...

We could've picked Marcus Mariota as QB,we but picked the thug instead.

I think our world is topsy turvy.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Stay Home!



Friday, September 11, 2015

Never Forget



I hate this day.

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Science!



American Adults Get A D In Science; 22% Confuse Astronomy And Astrology

That's not me.

Bad Bees



This could've been my husband...

Police: Golfer Dies After Being Stung By Bees In Michigan

... or yours.

What?



I can't believe summer is over.

I don't even have a tan.

I'm still neon white.

I want summer back.

I want a redo.

Wednesday, September 09, 2015

My Favorite Place



I can't believe summer is over already.

Monday, September 07, 2015

Happy Labor Day



Oh, you mean the other labor?

Just teasing. I just love this picture.

Happy Labor Day everybody and may your day be a restful one.



Sunday, September 06, 2015

Spicy Humor



It's never to early for Halloween humor.

Saturday, September 05, 2015

Loose Cobra



An eight foot long King Cobra escaped from its enclosure near the 4800 block of North Apopka Vineland Road in Orlando.

It probably won't be easy to find the snake because the area is very densely wooded.

King Cobra Is On The Loose In Orlando, Florida

Why in tarnation does anyone need to own a King Cobra?

Friday, September 04, 2015

Mailbox Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... you've got catmail. MEOW.

Happy Friday everybody!

Thursday, September 03, 2015

Squeeze Play



The Clintons’ Plan To Counterattack Obama: The President Holds The Cards And They Are Damning

Chicago is famous for its smash mouth tactics, but the Clintons are a formidable couple.

Battle of the Titans.

My bet is they're both bloodied by the fight, but at the end both are still standing and the country is left all the worse for wear.

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Vanilla O



This made me laugh out loud. I had to share the mirth.

Tuesday, September 01, 2015

The Humpty Dumpty Zeitgeist



From The American Spectator comes this timely article filled with examples of Alice:

WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF ALICE: Stripping Language Of Objective Meaning Is Dragging Us Down The Rabbit Hole.

The author, Patrick J. McCloskey writes, "Once the meaning of words becomes arbitrary and subject to elitist control, any manipulation in society becomes possible."

So true.

Words matter... a lot.






























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