Fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark, requiring longer needles to reach buttock muscle, researchers from the Adelaide and Meath Hospital in Dublin said on Monday.How in the world will doctors find a needle large enough for Michael Moore's enormous lard ass?
I was wondering when the next MM hit was going to be - you held off for what, two, three days?
ReplyDeleteCommendable, but let's not make a practice of holding off for so long.
I take that back - it's been almost a full week - now I'm worried!
ReplyDeleteAre you feeling OK?
That was a nice one.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see that coming, though I really should have.
Kudos!
Man, if they need these in Australia, my guess is they've needed them here in the US for years!
ReplyDeleteI better hold back on making fun of Moore's big butt, because my own backside is fairly ample. I am confident, though, that Michael would need a much longer needle than I would. I did 45 minutes on my elliptical trainer this morning, and this post of yours is going to make me increase my workouts to one hour. I will NOT require a LONGER needle!!
ReplyDeleteGratuitous fat jokes about Michael Moore are just too easy, I know, but sometimes I just can't resist. This needle story was perfect.
ReplyDeleteHey, cube... It's been months since you've given us a post that's suitable for Ted Kennedy-related comments. Don't you have any drunk kitty pics? Or kittens driving off a bridge?
ReplyDeleteWell, now that you mention it... I may have something suitable for Senator Splash in the near future. I mean, he's always running his mouth & bound to say something stupid soon ;-)
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