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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Batman v. UBL


From ContactMusic.com comes news that BATMAN will turn his attention to real-life bad guy Usama bin Laden in an upcoming comic book entitled, Holy Terror, Batman!

I hope Batman not only kicks UBL's butt, but also force feeds him a pork sandwich.

While you're at it, feed one to the hunger-striking Saddam, too.

12 comments:

  1. Starving is good too, but only after he eats a little pork.

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  2. May the *force be with you*, oh, wait a minute, that's, uh, ET, no, jeez, Luke Skywalker, ...

    {scratches head} ... still thinkin'...

    :grin:

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  3. Maybe he could get Robin to molest him!

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  4. Just hang Sadaam now and get it over with.

    Happy Valentine's Day.
    Have some chocolate & tell all your loved ones that you LOVE them!!!

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  5. I say staple a bunch of cooked pork products all around his cell and see how long it takes for the pig to eat himself...ar ar ar.

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  6. you should watch out; they're going to watn to behead you next!

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  7. I heard it in the news, that saddam(I refuse to write his name with capital letters) is stravung himself. Ok! Let him! Saves us from making our hands dirty and conscience struggling!

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  8. I seem to recall classic comics working in real-life villains (Nazis, etc.), so this makes sense. I wonder if Batman will find the bad man tucked away in a corner of his own Batcave!

    -- david

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  9. m.c.: I like the way you think.

    larissa: polyhedrons don't have heads ;-)

    monika: good idea. I'm with you on the no capitalization rule for villains.

    d.a.: of course! Look in the Batcave. So obvious.

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  10. Holy rusted metal Batman! I didn't even know that they were still making a Batman comic.

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