No, it's not Friday, but this story chronicling the exploits of Lewis, the attack cat, is just too funny to wait.
Neighbors say Lewis, a 5-year-old, black-and-white longhaired cat, has attacked at least a half-dozen people in the Fairfield, Connecticut neighborhood, including the local Avon lady who required hospitalization.
It has become so bad, the residents are seeking help from the law to stop the so-called "Terrorist of Sunset Circle."
Maureen Bachtig, one of Lewis' victims, is quoted in the last line of the article, "The neighborhood is afraid of this cat," Bachtig said. "Lewis will stare you down, and you never know how he will react."
This story just cracked me up.
BTW that photo cracks me up too.
ReplyDeleteTime to de-claw that BEAST!
ReplyDeleteI would love to see the attack on the Avon lady on video. Oh, how funny that would be.
I'm sorry, my dark side is showing here.
I was just wondering who I would root for...Avon lady or evil cat? (maybe that's redundant)
ReplyDeleteLewis isn't evil. He's just misunderstood.
ReplyDeleteSo is he a desperate housecat? I second JD, I want video footage of him attacking the Avon lady!
ReplyDeleteAn attack beagle, eh?
ReplyDeleteOh sure... Lewis the Cat is under house arrest, while that murderer Ted Kennedy is free to do whatever he wants.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless America.
I know. Poor Lewis. If only he'd take his Prozac... ummm, much like Ted Turner who shouldn't be allowed out of the house without his. A cautionary tale indeed.
ReplyDeletesounds like a definite candidate for kitty downers.
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