Choco Bath

From Yahoo News comes this story about a 21-year-old man who was trapped in a tank of chocolate for about two hours.

Apparently the man got into the tank at the Debelis Corp. to unplug it and became trapped waist-deep in the chocolate.

Huh?

I've got some problems with this story. First, why would he need to step into a tank of anything to unplug it. Wouldn't the plug be on the outside?

Second, is the Ewwww factor. I hope I don't get any chocolate from this vat!

And thirdly, this guy sounds like a real lightweight. I could eat my way out of that vat in less than 2 hours without any help ;-)