Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. (Hmmm, not working according to plan.)
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is bviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time....
LOL -- my dog gave me that very same look this morning, and I'm glad to know it isn't specific to him. Hope you're well in your busy-ness and back to blogging soon!
The puddy tat got a mouse!
ReplyDeleteGives new meaning to "cat and mouse games."
ReplyDeleteHum, a highjacked computer?
ReplyDeleteThe Blog will probably look something like this:
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Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional
piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. (Hmmm, not working according to plan.)
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More
importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more
than happy to return. He is bviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and
speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time....
kathy: Useful, but not as tasty as the real thing.
ReplyDeletephoenix: lol. Maybe kitty should try the rat race.
jill: Yes, he's a cat burglar ;-)
brooke: lol.
Cube,
ReplyDeleteLOL -- my dog gave me that very same look this morning, and I'm glad to know it isn't specific to him. Hope you're well in your busy-ness and back to blogging soon!
happy weekend Cube! :)
ReplyDelete>^,,^< smartalecky show-off cat! mew...here kitty-kitty...
ReplyDeletePKAK!
That is one cranky looking cat!
ReplyDeleteHaven't spent much time on the keyboard since I allowed that cat to blog for me ;-)
ReplyDeleteActually, school is starting up soon, & I've been busy spending much of the time with my family.
This summer whizzed by so fast *sigh*
i was beginning to think that big cat at drudge got hold of you!
ReplyDelete>^00^< raerrrrrrrrrffffft
nanc: What big cat at Drudge? I haven't been there either.
ReplyDeletereposted at steve's!
ReplyDeletenanc: Yikes! That was one fat cat alright, but he didn't get me ;-)
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