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Monday, December 03, 2007

Pork Theft



Australian thieves stole 16 tons of ham and bacon from a Sydney warehouse and then wrote "Thanks, Merry Christmas" on a wall, police said on Monday.

Merry Christmas, We're Stealing Your Pork!

What in the world are they going to do with all that ham and bacon? Is there a market for stolen pork products?

7 comments:

  1. perhaps my idea of smearing mos ques with pork products and/or dog hair is catching on, no?

    *;]

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  2. I'm not parting with my pork products, but I can donate tons of dog hair. My dogs are into the winter woolies phase even though it's 82 degrees!!!

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  3. I'm there with 'ya, Cube. I just gave my three a bath this morning, followed by a scrubbing of the tub.

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  4. We should be able to eliminate several ethnic groups as suspects.

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  5. Oh bring us some piggy pudding,
    Oh bring us some piggy pudding,
    Oh bring us some piggy pudding, and a cup of good beer.

    Could be Gonzo from the Muppets

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  6. Brooke- With an ADHD dog, I can contribute hair AND slobber...
    Cube-We try to give baths outside due to the woolies, my son will brush Caleb first, looks like a black snowdrift!

    tmw
    BTW-We got up to 89.4 yesterday...plus red tide fumes!

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