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Saturday, November 22, 2008

Breaking Mariah



Some may call the wind Mariah, but in one Florida classroom, breaking wind may get you arrested...

12-Year Old Arrested For Deliberately Breaking Wind In Class

What has that child been eating... Beef-A-Reeno?
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10 comments:

  1. nancNovember 22, 2008 10:31 AM

    PULL MY FINGER!!!

    and please, more than eight squares!

    my word v: mitypolo

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  2. ChuckNovember 22, 2008 10:58 AM

    Thank God they got this beast off of the streets. It's getting to where it's not safe for the drug dealers and prostitutes out there.

    I have never heard the term Mariah, we just call them farts in Michigan. If it smells like a duck...

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  3. Pasadena Closet ConservativeNovember 22, 2008 1:14 PM

    Arrested? Instead of being reprimanded, put into detention or suspended for a day or two? Man, that school doesn't mess around.

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  4. JanNovember 22, 2008 1:29 PM

    Deliberately?

    So if he had done it by accident, he wouldn't have been subject to legal action?

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  5. cubeNovember 22, 2008 2:17 PM

    nanc: lol. Consider it pulled.

    chuck: The line "They call the wind Mariah" is from a song by the Kingston Trio. It was a feeble attempt at humor ;-)

    pasadena cc: They must've been like mustard gas to trigger an arrest.

    jan: How could they tell the difference between farting on purpose versus an accidental one?

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  6. AnonymousNovember 22, 2008 6:02 PM

    I agree. How does one control their digestive system?

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  7. cubeNovember 22, 2008 6:04 PM

    nanc: mitypolo is better than wikipolo ;-)

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  8. CazNovember 22, 2008 8:42 PM

    How much time does nose-picking get over there?

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  9. cubeNovember 22, 2008 10:34 PM

    caz: It depends if you deliberately pick, pick while you sleep, or pick while in a fugue state.

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  10. birdwomanNovember 25, 2008 12:04 PM

    In honor of the fact that this has been the funniest set of comments on your blog in a while (and jeez, what is it about air biscuits that brings out the humor?) I'd like to give the kid a "get out of jail free card"

    and note that I'd be arresting at least one kid every day. My boys LOVE to toot their own horns in class... so to speak. Some of the girls do, too!

    (*)>

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