Thanks for the laugh! I can't believe some of those names. Middelfart? Dildo? Fucking, Austria??? Hard to imagine people taking pride in their communities!
Of course, the first thing I'd do is put my kids in school so I could work full-time as a Cheese Cutter at the Middelfart dairy. That would make an awesome name tag, you gotta admit...
Not far from each other in Missouri are Tightwad and Humansville. Last time I knew, Tightwad had a "Bank of Tightwad". Humansville ended up used as a name for an acclaimed album by the Texas Brave Combo (a band I best know for "Tubular Jugs").
Wetwang and Titty Ho are my favorites. I have such a potty mind. That F-ing town needs to change its name. They could change it to the name of a town in Arkansas... Flippin, AR.
I have a friend whose last name is Hooker. She informs everyone that the name at one time had no bad connotations and that she has ancestors named Dick and Peter.
We have a town here in Missouri named Tightwad. People around Missouri would travel there just to open up checking accounts so their checks would say "The Bank of Tightwad."
OK, comment 1) did you know that the town of Intercourse is between Blue Ball and Paradise? No joke. We Pennsylvanians have to entertain ourselves as we can.
comment 2) I now know my 5 year old can read. And he thinks penistone is pretty funny.
Ha!
ReplyDeleteThere's a town in Mexico (near the city of Durango) called "El Huevón"...
Hey, I always knew that the plural of penis was peni!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad that little town of Penistone spelt it correctly.
Good for them.
Thanks for the laugh! I can't believe some of those names. Middelfart? Dildo? Fucking, Austria??? Hard to imagine people taking pride in their communities!
ReplyDeleteI think it would be cool to live in Middelfart.
ReplyDeleteOf course, the first thing I'd do is put my kids in school so I could work full-time as a Cheese Cutter at the Middelfart dairy. That would make an awesome name tag, you gotta admit...
Not far from each other in Missouri are Tightwad and Humansville. Last time I knew, Tightwad had a "Bank of Tightwad". Humansville ended up used as a name for an acclaimed album by the Texas Brave Combo (a band I best know for "Tubular Jugs").
ReplyDeleteI've been to Hell.
Personally, I HAVE been to Hell and back.
ReplyDeleteI've been to Hell. But realize that here in Michigan, we have Paradise too.
ReplyDeleteI liked Titty-Ho the best(typically Brit), but F------,
ReplyDeleteAustria should get first prize.
Hell is not that far of a drive from me. Could say that that trip to Hell, was the beginning of my and my Hubby's relationship.
ReplyDeleteWetwang and Titty Ho are my favorites.
ReplyDeleteI have such a potty mind.
That F-ing town needs to change its name.
They could change it to the name of a town in Arkansas... Flippin, AR.
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I have a friend whose last name is Hooker. She informs everyone that the name at one time had no bad connotations and that she has ancestors named Dick and Peter.
ReplyDeleteSnort. In the UK there's a place called Crinkly Bottom.
ReplyDeleteThose were funny! Thanks cube.
ReplyDeleteMount Pleasant is a short two hour trip away from Hell.
I'm not sure what that means exactly, except that you should wear a rubber.
Did you know that Intercourse, Pennsylvania is an Amish town? I remember blogging something about that.
I went to college with a pastor's kid from Hell. Oddly enough his name was Kip O'Dell and so we called him Kip O'Dell the pastor's kid from Hell.
ReplyDeleteWe have a town here in Missouri named Tightwad. People around Missouri would travel there just to open up checking accounts so their checks would say "The Bank of Tightwad."
ReplyDeleteJamie, F$$$ing and Arkansas, there has to be a joke about Clinton in there somewhere.
ReplyDeleteTitty-Ho! Bwaahaahaaaa!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for this post, made me laugh, would love to have a couple of those places for my addy :)
ReplyDeleteYea me!!!! I'm so cool!
ReplyDeleteOK, comment 1) did you know that the town of Intercourse is between Blue Ball and Paradise? No joke. We Pennsylvanians have to entertain ourselves as we can.
ReplyDeletecomment 2) I now know my 5 year old can read. And he thinks penistone is pretty funny.
Hope you're feeling better!
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I emailed the link to this list of dirty town names to my family members. It was a hit!
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