Post Turtle Obama

This one gave me a chuckle: "Is Barak Obama a "Post Turtle?"

One day an old cowboy was out ridin' fence and he saw a turtle balanced on top of a fence post. When he got back to the bunkhouse he told the other fellas that he saw a "post turtle".

They all asked, "What the hell is a 'post Turtle'?"

He said, it was a turtle settin' on top of a post! He then went on to explain that "you know it didn't get up there by itself, it doesn't belong there, it doesn't know what to do while it's up there and you just wonder what kind of dang fool put it up there to begin with!" :-)