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Sunday, April 16, 2017

Do You Have Any Grapes?



On this Easter Sunday, I thought I would share the grapes our little vine gave us this year and a little humor...

If you're an old timer here, you'll know this old joke 'cause I tell it every year about this time.

If you're new here, then this will be your first time hearing it. I hope you enjoy it.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck looks at the bartender and asks, "Got nails?"

Surprised, the bartender says, “No, we don’t have any nails.”

“Good," the duck says, "Got grapes?”

:)



27 comments:

  1. I don't remember this joke and LOVE it...so cute!!
    Happy Easter Sunday, Cube and family! xxx

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  2. Z: I'm glad you liked it. Hope your day is a good one.

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  3. I couldn't remember the punch line. Good joke.

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  4. Jan: That's OK. We love you just the same.

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  5. Bwhahahahahahahaha. I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous Easter. ☺

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  6. HA !

    I would not grow grapes. Too many Bees and not enough A's.

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  7. Messymimi: I think Boudreaux would call it les raisains.

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  8. Kid: I don't know what Bees means to A's. You're going to have to educate me on that one.

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  9. That duck is very irritating.
    I like him.

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  10. DaBlade: I like him enough to bring him back every year :)

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  11. Just a silly abstract that when boiled down leaves no remaining elements.

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  12. Sorry Cube. yes, in a way a nice flavorless, unrewarding tea of a comment not worthy of any further thought.

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  13. Ducks are always popular at Easter time. So are Rabbits...Do you know what they call a bunch of rabbits walking backward? A receding hareline.

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  14. Had a marvelous Easter with family, thanks...I hope you did, too.
    My aunt made grapeleaves for the first time and they were terrific. She put in tiny currents, which is REALLY good, adds a bit of sweetness.

    Always on Watch just lost a very beloved cat, Cameo...didn't know if you'd heard or seen her post.http://alwaysonwatch3.blogspot.com/
    So difficult!

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  15. Hey, I bet 5hat's the same duck who works for Aflack! Hope he has good insurance... Hope the holiday was fun for you. I didn't have one, but did eat peeps n peanut butter egg.

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  16. Granny Annie: Ha! I loved your little segue into rabbits.

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  17. Z: Our Easter was quiet this year since our youngest couldn't get down here. She's graduating with her Master's on the 28th and had last minute school stuff she had to finish.

    I'm happy you enjoyed the grape leaves. I'd never heard about making the dish with currents. That's an interesting twist.

    I've heard about Cameo for years and I know how beloved she was to AOW. I'm sorry to hear of her passing.

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  18. Snaggle Tooth: Lol. Or one just as annoying as the Aflack duck. Our Easter was a quiet one since I we didn't have our chicks home for dinner. We drowned our sorrow with Ghirardelli milk chocolate bunnies.

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  19. The Happy Whisk: I think most people find this duck annoying. I think this joke is funny right off the bat because a duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes. Why would a duck do that over and over unless he's an annoying duck. You almost don't need a punchline.

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