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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Bird Run

I have always wanted to do this.

17 comments:

  1. This combines all three of my top three fears: Birds, heights and high speeds.
    No thanks ostrich racers!

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  2. The only thing better would be if an ostrich could fly. Imagine what a ride that would be.

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  3. I always wanted to stick my head in the ground, like an ostrich. That would be my greatest ambition.

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  4. I dunno, cube. That guy looks awfully heavy -- you think you could carry him?

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  5. 867-5309, I think an ostrich has more strength in its legs than a human does. I'm no ostrich!

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  6. gf: just like doberman pinschers don't go around pinching other dogs, ostriches don't stick their heads in the ground, except in cartoons.

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  7. Ooh, then you could play Joust for real!

    I'd like to ride on a giraffe, that seems like it'd be really neat, although rather uncomfortable.

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  8. Well, what are you waiting for???

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  9. Yeah, Jen, but this time don't forget your digital camera ;-)

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  10. Take a look at that drumstick though would ya...that's some tender vittles.

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  11. I wonder if ostrich tastes like chicken?

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  12. I've actually eaten ostrich, it wasn't really like chicken. It was almost more like red meat in a weird way, really juicy. I had it at a chi chi poo poo restaurant and they put a big blop of foie gras on top of it, and it was sitting on top of some other kind of meat that was wrapped in pastry, and as I recall the whole thing was pleasant but odd.

    If I try it again I think I'd like it in a McNuggets format, then I can really get a handle on what it's like. More in my life to compare it to.

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  13. That makes sense. Meat is muscle & ostriches don't have a chicken lifestyle, so they'd have different tasting meat.

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  14. When you say you always wanted to do "this," are you referring to riding an ostrich ... or been sat upon and probably choked as a form of bizarre torture? That sure doesn't look comfortable for the bird.

    -- david

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  15. I've always wanted to ride an ostrich. I think the ostrich is a very strong bird & doesn't look like it's suffering to me. But hey, I'm no ornithologist. Let's ask the Ostrich Anti-defamation League president ;-)

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  16. Didn't this take place once on the Benny Hill show?

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  17. It may have. I remember the show being on, but I never watched it.

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