From The Smoking Gun come the confidential demands of Senator John Kerry and his wife Tuh-ray-zuh Heinz when they stay at hotels.
Prissy & demanding, I suspected as much.
But no tomatoes or tomato products is a shock! I mean, he's married to a catsup heiress!
Just one more reason why I do the Snoopy Dance everytime I think about the 2004 election.
What a fraud he would have perpitrated on the american public had he been elected.
ReplyDeleteIt's good we can have a giggle over him, rather than a cry.
Most elites are offered the services by top hotels the honor of requesting specific desires. No doubt the Bush's are offered the same.
ReplyDeleteI think though what this is reflective of is how spoiled as a nation we've become. We're picky, overly sensitive and unable to tolerate anything less than what we think we deserve. I include myself in this misfit characterization.
The bottom-line, I too am glad Kerry isn't our president, but not for his pampered pleasures or that of his wife.
Good post though just the same cube,:)
No tomatoes, spicy foods and citrus, sounds like somebody has heartburn!
ReplyDeleteI wonder also, if he refuses Evian water because it's French.
They have a ton of hilarious lists like this one there, I always love to read them. I wish I could make lists like that for my own personal life, don't you?
ReplyDeleteWhen I go to a hotel, it's just so pleasant to have the beds made and the towels hung up, I don't think to demand a certain kind of flower...
He's got more on his list than J.Lo.
ReplyDeleteJK hates celery. Good to know.
ReplyDeleteI wonder about the "JK's ability to order movies in his suite" part. Think he digs those naughty hotel movies?
I think that Kerry has nightmares of being pelted with rotten tomatoes. That is why he has a tomato phobia.
ReplyDeleteDemanding people are pains in the butt, no matter who they are. I've heard that some famous people have ridiculous demands. I'd like to see a show on that sometime. I have a feeling it would shock us all.
Personal update:
We had a whirlwind of a weekend. The 50th anniversary for my inlaws went wonderfully. It was a lot of work, and Courtney's media presentation she made for them made everyone at the dinner party cry. There were about 125 people who attended and we had to set up and then clean up afterwards. Lots of work! But worth it.
Courtney is doing well. She had sinus surgery yesterday. She is home with a drippy, bloody nose, and popping pain pills. She's a trooper, and will be fully recovered in about ten days.
I'm busy visiting all my blog friends, and I have some catching up to do. I will have a new post at my place on Wednesday.
Kerry always struck me as a whiny, effete, twit of a man. To see the spoiled, demanding side shows he can throw a real hissy fit if one of an underling displeases him.
ReplyDeleteUnfit for duty sums it up best.
j.d.: whew, I'm glad everything went well, especially with Courtney's noso-rooter.
Actually their riders were pretty average compared to the celebrity variety, of which I am endlessly fascinated.
ReplyDeleteHow do they even dream up some of it? How self absorbed and self obsessed would you need to be to come up with such absurdist stuff?
You know: 12 vanilla candles; 6 purple sticks of bubble gum; 18 grapes, picked no more than 2 hours prior to xxx arriving in his/her room; 2 playful kittens, no more than 7 weeks old, and must not be larger than the small stuffed toy example provided for your information - if kittens are larger they will be thrown out & the star will be very unhappy; 6 slices of thin ham, plaited and placed diagonally across a white plate with a pale green trim of orchids on the left side of the plate.
And on it goes. It beggars belief.
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