From the Smoking Gun website comes this story about a Domino's delivery man in Pennsylvania who used a 1983 Buick stationwagon to transport corpses to funeral parlors when he wasn't using the vehicle to deliver pizzas.
Get this: a police check with local health officials determined that the use of the car for cadavers and pizzas did not violate county ordinances, but driving with a suspended license and operating a vehicle without an inspection certificate got the driver $400 in fines.
They're doing wonders with frozen pizzas nowadays... DiGiorno anyone?
UGH. That is not appetizing.
ReplyDeleteI think I just had a little verp reading this.
ReplyDeletejessey: oh yeah.
ReplyDeletesar: verp? what is this verp of which you speak?
Whoaaaaaaaaa no special slices for me thanks...UGH
ReplyDeleteEwwwww!
ReplyDeleteThere are way too many specific regulations as it is -- having one that addresses the car-used-for-both-corpses-and-pizzas crime woudl be a bit much.
ReplyDelete"Can I have that with extra cheese, pepperoni, and human flesh?"
-- david
This sounds like something out of a zombie movie... pizza and braaains!
ReplyDeleteGod forbid the deliveries get mixed up.
ReplyDelete"I ordered a large pepperoni! Not a dead grandma. Oh this sucks!"