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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

The Truth Is.. In The Duck?



News of an apparent extraterrestrial being that was lodged in a duck's gizzard is grabbing headlines from San Francisco to cyberspace. Workers at the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Cordelia, CA, were stunned when they examined an x-ray of a mallard with a broken wing...

Yikes! Where are Mulder & Scully when you need them?
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17 comments:

  1. Jamie DawnMay 30, 2006 8:18 PM

    Weird! That looks like a cat's face.

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  2. Jay NoelMay 30, 2006 8:31 PM

    The duck swallowed a baby alien. I believe they are selling the original X-ray film as a fundraiser.

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  3. cubeMay 30, 2006 8:43 PM

    They are selling the x-ray on e-Bay because there is nothing that can't be sold to a gullible populace.

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  4. cubeMay 30, 2006 9:34 PM

    The truth is... errant patterns of FECES!

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  5. elmers brotherMay 30, 2006 9:58 PM

    I once had an errant pattern of feces. There is nothing funny about it.

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  6. nancMay 30, 2006 11:12 PM

    please say that's not our effervescent plucky?

    and elbro - wtf is an errant pattern of feces? wait a moment...maybe i don't really want to know.........

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  7. AnonymousMay 30, 2006 11:30 PM

    Shit Nanc!!!... Pretty obvious isn't it?

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  8. Focko SmithermanMay 31, 2006 1:21 AM

    It's not an alien, it's Ward Churchill!

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  9. TopwomenMay 31, 2006 8:17 AM

    cat, feces, alien---with those I have no problem. The real problems start when people start seeing the Virgin Mary somewhere in there and they start to worship the dang duck!

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  10. cubeMay 31, 2006 10:24 AM

    I want to believe, but duckolatry is too much for anyone to swallow ;-)

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  11. TopwomenMay 31, 2006 11:07 AM

    HA!

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  12. prying1May 31, 2006 3:06 PM

    I see Mulder & Scully - They are just above and to the left of the alien!

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  13. elmers brotherMay 31, 2006 6:15 PM

    Nanc - I think Ducky suffers from errant feces pattern every time he comments

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  14. nancMay 31, 2006 6:17 PM

    then he would definitely see the "artsy-fartsy" in it!

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  15. BrookeMay 31, 2006 7:35 PM

    It's absolutely Ducky.

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  16. AnonymousJune 01, 2006 1:16 AM

    I think that ducks' goose is cooked!!!

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  17. cubeJune 01, 2006 7:56 AM

    Yes, the duck died shortly thereafter... something he ate didn't agee with him ;-)

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