From Breitbart.com comes this story that I find hard to swallow.
24-year-old Marlon Brando Gill is accused of forcing a cell phone into Melinda Abell's throat in December. But defense attorneys insist the 25-year-old victim swallowed the phone intentionally to prevent Gill from finding out who she'd been calling.
Here's the kicker: the victim testified that she couldn't remember how the phone got in her throat, saying she drank too much that night.
I'll say.
How do you get a cellphone down your throat? I think they're both a couple of losers. They remind me of the python that just swallowed a queen size electric blanket. Animals do the strangest things sometimes.....
ReplyDeleteHow indeed! Both stories are hard to swallow.
ReplyDeleteI remember this story..they say someone shoved it..can u say ouch!
ReplyDeletewas her nickname "linda lovelace"?
ReplyDelete8O
ReplyDeleteJust HOW DRUNK do you have to be?
nanc: heh heh. I'd call these two Tweedledum and Tweedlestupid.
ReplyDeletebrooke: that is scary drunk. How can you not know how a cell phone got down your throat?
bet she was talkin' out of her arse before it was all said and done!
ReplyDeleteoh my!
You know what she was saying:
ReplyDeleteCan you hear me now? ;-)
Aw, come on. This isn't nearly as far fetched as it seems.
ReplyDeleteTeevees keep getting bigger by the second, while mobile phones have shrunk to thimble size - you need a magnifying glass to find the keys on some of them (hell, some of them don't even have keys any more, they have a little wheel thingy, but damned if I know what I'm supposed to do with a wheel thingy, other than twiddle with it).
Now, if she'd swallowed a flat screen teevee - and couldn't remember doing it - because she didn't want her boyfriend to see what show she'd been watching, hey, THEN I'd be a little bit startled, maybe.
I hope it was well seasoned.
ReplyDeleteGosh if I were the recipient, I'd rather it be well lubricated ;-)
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