Kimberly Clark First To Elusive Hands-Free Toilet Paper Dispenser Market
Sheet length is programmable...
16" (Short)
20" (Medium)
24" (Big A$$)
... but alas, it will not be up to the user to do the programming.
Don't even ask about the one in Sheryl Crow's house.
"ONE SQUARE CROW" will be all over this one!
ReplyDeletecube - did you see this one while you were out on your travels?
people are getting so lazy - our son was so funny yesterday - he asked, "so, what if i'm on channel one and want to go to channel thirty-five and i get tired halfway there?" while making all these hand signals...i said, "the television is only 15 feet away for crying out loud!"
Why can't they just do hot air dryers instead, and save all that paper?
ReplyDeleteDamn, I sound like a hippy, eh?
nanc: No I hadn't seen that, but I'm with nancson on this one. There are hundreds of channels, too many to go one by one!
ReplyDeleteBesides why else have kids if not to retrieve the remote control for parents ;-)
s.k.: That uses electricity. A true hippy would flap their arms until their hands air-dried ;-)
ReplyDeleteall that thumb's up and down would surely give a person carpal tunnel syndrome inside a week if they watched any amount of t.v.!
ReplyDeleteas for me - i'd have it stuck on one or two channels if i had my say. it would be bored with me!
think This is all because people are so germ conconcience they dont want to touch anything after anyone.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the robot above. This isn't anything about being green - people can get 2 or 3 servings, and it is battery or other electric operated.
ReplyDeleteAt least it's not a bidet.
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Hers will be one-ply, one square.
ReplyDeleteWe are a mighty lazy society when we can't put forth the effort to unroll the TP.
At least you won't have to stick your arm up there all the way to the elbow to find the end of the frickin' roll, because the durn thing won't turn, and then when you do get a scrap, it's less than paper-thin...
ReplyDeleteDeep breath. I'm not going to get started on a TP rant.
TP or not TP?
ReplyDeletethat is the question.
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garsh what will they think of next..LOL
ReplyDeleteHers will be made out of hemp.
ReplyDeleteWhat's next ... a blog post dispenser?!?
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm not saying I'd wipe my ass with your posts. My own, maybe.
-- david
And what happens when the sensor breaks? This just looks like a giant pain in the ass.
ReplyDeleteThose sensors can be tricky. Just the other day one of those fancy-schmancy self-flushing toilets just wouldn't self-flush!
ReplyDeleteGermaphobes should calm their obsessive-compulsive selves. Bacteria is ubiquitous. Just wash your hands with soap and you'll be fine.