this is no lie - one of my cousins who fancies himself a "pro bass fisherman" found a dead body in the sacramento river here a few years back...it turned out to be a murder scene...as for myself, the only thing i ever found in a body of water was a stolen motorcycle for which i was heartily commended with a plaque and kudos.
I was all excited about this, until I read the part where she doesn't jump into the water to retrieve the body herself, and then weep uncontrollably over the limp and bloated corpse, as she looks up to the heavens and yells "WHY GOD?! WHYYYYYYY?"
Doesn't everyone fishing on the river in D.C. find a body? With the crime rate of that stark blue city I figured they'd be hiding everywhere. You know - nudge someone on the bench at the bus stop and they just fall on the ground because they were dead. If you need something to prop a door open just drag the closest dead body over. Them leftists sure know how to care for one another.
It just figures. Friggin Lois Lane stumbles around following guidance from the voices in her head and GD Wonder Woman is sailing the Potomac alone at midnight! What's Bat Girl doing these days? Hopefully not teaching middle school boys in central Florida!
this is no lie - one of my cousins who fancies himself a "pro bass fisherman" found a dead body in the sacramento river here a few years back...it turned out to be a murder scene...as for myself, the only thing i ever found in a body of water was a stolen motorcycle for which i was heartily commended with a plaque and kudos.
ReplyDeleteI was all excited about this, until I read the part where she doesn't jump into the water to retrieve the body herself, and then weep uncontrollably over the limp and bloated corpse, as she looks up to the heavens and yells "WHY GOD?! WHYYYYYYY?"
ReplyDeleteMy version is way more awesome.
nanc: You little crime-solver, you. I'm impressed.
ReplyDeletekatrocket: lol! Or at the very least use her lasso... or something.
Doesn't everyone fishing on the river in D.C. find a body? With the crime rate of that stark blue city I figured they'd be hiding everywhere. You know - nudge someone on the bench at the bus stop and they just fall on the ground because they were dead. If you need something to prop a door open just drag the closest dead body over. Them leftists sure know how to care for one another.
ReplyDeleteDang, Cube, I was going to say she should've used the lasso!
ReplyDeleteIt just figures. Friggin Lois Lane stumbles around following guidance from the voices in her head and GD Wonder Woman is sailing the Potomac alone at midnight! What's Bat Girl doing these days? Hopefully not teaching middle school boys in central Florida!
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