Tuesday, July 31, 2007
The Horror Of Koolaid Man
This video is lmao funny, but preview it before showing it to the kiddies. The language may not be suitable for the little ones.
For some reason the embed code didn't work so you'll have to...
Click Here To Watch...The Horror Of Koolaid Man
Oh, yeah!
Oh, no!
Sunday, July 29, 2007
H-2-0 Blue
I knew Soylent Green is People.
But I just found out that...
AQUAFINA IS TAP WATER!
To find out what's in your water... The Definitive Bottled Water Site
Friday, July 27, 2007
Beware Of Nerd
'Nerd' Taunt Drove Navy Man To Arson: Petty Officer Russell Tavares Traveled 1,300 Miles To Torch Rival's Trailer
People, you just can't make this stuff up. I mean, you can, but no one would find it credible.
Can you imagine driving 1,300 miles to get back at an online troll... or can you?
Cat Blog Friday
For this Cat Blog Friday...
... Oscar, the death prognosticating cat. His story has been all over the news. Read the New England Journal of Medicine article for yourself.
A Day In The Life Of Oscar The Cat
This is one kitty I don't want coming anywhere near me!!!
>PKAK<
Happy Friday, everybody!
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Stop The Presses!
Weekly World News To Close (Aliens Not To Blame)
The company said in a brief statement it would end the print version of the tabloid newspaper next month but would maintain the online version (www.weeklyworldnews.com).
Whew. I was worried there for a minute.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
You're Fired!
Goodness knows The BLOG has chronicled the saga of Ward Churchill, a.k.a. Professor Sitting Bulls**t:
Chutch The Nutty Professor
Professors For 'Forked' Speech
By The Shores Of Gitchiegumee
Zero Tolerance
After two and a half years, the University of Colorado Board of Regents voted to fire Ward Churchill on Tuesday evening.
'I'm Going Nowhere' Says Churchill After Firing
The arrogant plagiarist vows to sue the university. No surprise there. It is surprising that it took so long for UC to rid themselves of such an egregiously unsuitable professor...
But hey, I'll take it. Professor Walking Eagle got the axe and I'm loving it.
Party time!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Botched Trick
Kim Jong-Il's Favorite Magician Seriously Injured Performing "The Spike Illusion In The Face Of Death".
At first, I thought this was something out of Team America, but it really happened.
Japanese magician, Princess Tenko was supposed to escape from a box on the moment it was spiked with 10 fake swords, but instead they trapped her inside, breaking her right cheek and ribs on stage.
Will Kim Jong-Il feed her to his panthers for this failure?
Monday, July 23, 2007
Trek Beefs
Trekkie posted the following list ...
10 Things I Hate About Star Trek
I can hear some of you now... only 10?
;-)
Saturday, July 21, 2007
President Cheney
Bush To Have Colonoscopy At Camp David
The transfer of power took effect at 7:16 AM and should last approximately 2 1/2 hours.
Friday, July 20, 2007
Cats Is Good
How Top Bloggers Earn Money: Cat Pictures, Gossip, Tech talk, Politics— There's Lots Of Ways To Rake In The Dough Online.
OK, I have the cat part down, now where's the money?
;-)
Cat Blog Friday
For this Cat Blog Friday...
...a three-week old black panther whose adoptive mother is a Rhodesian Ridgeback.
Baby Panther Adopted By Dog.
With all the news about Michael Vick's cruelty to dogs, here's a dog behaving in a more humane way towards a different species than a human.
Happy Friday, everybody!
Thursday, July 19, 2007
CCCC
Google Streetview Camera Car Fleet Set To Invade America
Google is preparing their invasion of US cities with an armada of C.C.C.Cs (Chevy Cobalt Camera Cars) especially equipped with 360 degree cameras.
Watch out, Google is watching you.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Sad Day
All Night Long
While Senate Democrats push for all-night slumber parties... Democrats Push All-Night Debate On Iraq Surrender
The U.S. Military pulls all-nighters of a very different kind...
U.S.: Major al-Qaeda Figure Killed In Precision Strike
Cut and run is not a winning strategy.
Vote the surrender monkeys out of office.
Moslem Mouth
John Gibson doesn't hold back in the 'My Word' segment of July 16th which deals with Rep. Keith Ellison's ridiculous statements about 9/11.
What I Think About Rep. Keith Ellison Comparing Bush to Hitler.
The last paragraph is the best: "Mr. Ellison, you've explained why you don't like George Bush. But you haven't explained why you publicly articulated and endorsed the deranged thinking of the looniest among us. Until you take it back and apologize for dabbling in the craziest of 9/11 conspiracy theories, you truly call into question your fitness to serve in the U.S. Congress."
Well said, John.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wild About Harry
Monday, July 16, 2007
Hands Free TP
Kimberly Clark First To Elusive Hands-Free Toilet Paper Dispenser Market
Sheet length is programmable...
16" (Short)
20" (Medium)
24" (Big A$$)
... but alas, it will not be up to the user to do the programming.
Don't even ask about the one in Sheryl Crow's house.
Retrograde OS
After 6 Months, Vista Progress Report: Mixed Results
Some users are "upgrading" back to Windows XP!
Yikes! I'm glad I didn't run out & switch.
Friday, July 13, 2007
Cat Blog Friday
For this Cat Blog Friday...
... 13 cats for the non-paraskavedekatriaphobes out there.
Past disasters linked to the number 13 hardly help triskaidekaphobics overcome their affliction.
The most famous is the Apollo 13 mission, launched on April 11, 1970 (the sum of 4, 11 and 70 equals 85 - which when added together comes to 13), from Pad 39 (three times 13) at 13:13 local time, and struck by an explosion on April 13.
-- "It's just bad luck that the 13th is so often a Friday", Electronic Telegraph, September 8, 1996
Happy Friday, everybody!
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Cardio Cutie
...especially when they're as cute as "Heart-kun", a long-coated male chihuahua born with a heart-shaped pattern on his side.
Photos Of Heart-kun
Awwwwwwww.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
New Words
New Mirriam Webster Dictionary Includes 'Ginormous'
I thought ginormous was a word, but crunk is a new one to me.
The English language is full of surprises. For example, gullible is a word that's
not in the dictionary, yet everyone knows what it mean. Go figure.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Dead Head
China Executes Ex-Food And Drug Chief
The ChiComs don't mess around, but I will continue to be wary of their products for the time being.
Monday, July 09, 2007
Sheehan Threat
Bwa ha ha ha!
Sheehan Considers Challenge To House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's Congressional Seat
... unless Pelosi introduces articles of impeachment against President Bush in the next two weeks.
The love affair is over so soon?
I bet Pelosi is quaking in her Manolo Blahniks.
Sputum!
Katie Couric's move to anchor the CBS newcast has been a bust so far and, of course, she blames the viewers...
Couric Says Viewers Weren't Ready For Her Move
There are also reports of tension on the set, with Couric slapping around the news editor for inserting the word, 'sputum' in a story about tuberculosis.
What's wrong with the word, 'sputum'? It's a perfectly good word, especially in the
context which it was used... a story about a lung disorder!
Say it with me... SPUTUM!
And Couric considers herself a serious journalist?
Sheesh!
Saturday, July 07, 2007
Lucky Day?
Friday, July 06, 2007
Arkansan Mob
Hillary Attacks Bush Clemency For Libby. This article highlights some of the more suspect Clinton pardons.
Hair-raising Stuff From Good Ol' Bubba. Love Tony Snow's comments in the last paragraph.
The Clintons are counting on the American public forgetting the utter corruption and sleaziness of their administration.
Never forget.
Never forget.
Cat Blog Friday
Thursday, July 05, 2007
USS New York
Here SHE is, the USS New York, made from the World Trade Center!
It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center .
It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft.
Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept 9, 2003 , "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there."
Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us down. They can't keep us down. We're going to be back."
The ship's motto? "Never Forget"
Please keep this going so everyone can see what we are made of in this country!
Isn't she a beauty?
[The BLOG note: Hat tip to my sister for emailing this to me.]
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Independence Day
I can't think of a better way to post about the Fourth of July than to bring attention to today's dedication of a statue of a real American hero... Petty Officer 2nd Class, Navy Seal, Seal Delivery Team Two Danny Phillip Dietz Jr.
The Danny Dietz Memorial
There were Littleton, Colorado residents who resisted the movement to place the statue in Berry Park, but fortunately their side didn't succeed in stopping it.
Seal Statue Staying In Park
I think this is a good thing to celebrate on this July 4th.
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Terror Times
I Was A fanatic...I Know Their Thinking, Says Former Radical Islamist, Hassan Butt
Terror Plot
Hatched In British Hospitals
These two articles tell me much about the difference between radical Islamists and the teachings of Islam... the line btween them is blurring.
Monday, July 02, 2007
Tiny Fast Food
This brings new meaning to portion control.
Go here to see how it was made
UPDATE: Sorry about the old link. I deserve a flogging for not having corrected the problem before now. Go here if you really really want to see how the tiny fast food is made... really, I mean it. I promise this link will work. Really.
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