Friday, November 30, 2007

Mugger-In-Chief



The New York Public Library fake mug shot art exhibit left someone out...

I'd thought I'd help them out.

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... two talking cats.

The makers of the video report that Stina and Mossy (the two cats seen in this video) usually fight instead of talk, so this was an odd moment. The cats kept "talking" for about 1 hour, constantly. We've had alot of laughs over this clip..

Here's The Translation

And not one mention of Mohammed was made.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Mohammed Bear



Can you guess what this teddy bear's name is?

Plant-gate



No doubt you've heard about the planted questions during the CNN-You Tube Republican debate...

Michelle Malkin has a great summary Digging Out More CNN/YouTube Plants

You mean the democrats are cheating again?

I'm shocked!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Spider Pool



After just a few weeks of not using our pool, the enclosure has turned into a spider haven. On Sunday, we (OK, Mr. Cube) caught 33 crab-like spiny orb weaver spiders (Gasteracantha cancriformis) and several egg sacks.

If you click on the above picture, you will get a better look at the thick mass of spiders.

Yikes.

This is what the little devils look like up close...





[The BLOG note: Disclaimer: all spiders were hurt in the making of this post.]

Robot Attack

When I read about this: Japanese Robot With Soft Hands Chats And Serves Meal

I couldn't help wondering if old people are going to need robot insurance...

for when the metal ones decide to come for you, and they will.



It's still a hoot.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Send A Box



Yesterday I personally lugged 3 heavy boxes to the post office. They were heaving with goodies for the troops and I was assured that there is still time to send a box and have it arrive in time for Christmas.

But time is running out...

Click here for my May 2007 post detailing the mailing information.

Or go directly to AnySoldier.com to obtain the name and address of a soldier who would like to receive your box.

We have sent many boxes since May and, although we were warned not to expect thank you letters, we have received some heartwarming notes and emails thanking us for not forgetting about them.

Send a box. You'll be glad you did.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Got Lead?



It's China Fashion Week in Beijing and models present creations by Chinese designer Mark Cheung with the theme "Yellow River".

Kind of makes me miss the old Chairman Mao drab...

Creepy Clown



With the look of this clown from Le Cirque d Soleil, is it any wonder why so many people fear clowns?

Yikes.

That's almost as scary as Hillary in that 1970's outfit below.

Radical Hill



Where was Hillary in 1971? Working at one of the most radical law firms in the nation which defended clients others rejected as too controversial, including Communists, draft resisters, and members of the African-American militant group known as the Black Panthers.

Hillary Clinton's Radical Summer: A Season of Love and Leftists

This article is full of information that everyone must know about Hillary.

Pass it on.

Friday, November 23, 2007

One Smart Bird





[The BLOG note: comic via Jewish World Review]

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

...a cat who got into the turkey tetrazini.

Happy Friday, everybody!

And pass the Pepto Bismol.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Thanksgiving Humor




[The BLOG note: cartoon copyright John Pritchett]

Down Hill



Tony Blankley finds it appalling that Hillary can claim that she has experience in presidential duties and she isn't being challanged by anyone in the MSM.

Mrs. Clinton's 'Experience'

So do I.

Mr. Whipple 1916- 2007



Mr. Whipple has squeezed his last package of Charmin. Dick Wilson died Monday of natural causes at the age of 91.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Shut Up Chavez!



When Spain's King Juan Carlos told Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez to 'Shut up', little did he know it would be turned into a ringtone and become a hit all over Spain.

Hear it for yourself:

Porque no te callas?

It's good to be the king.

New Logo



After reading The BLOG's last Cat Blog Friday, Jan of The Poodle(and Dog)blog commented that I had found a new logo for CNN.

So I drew this up.

CNN... kissing Clintonian a$$es for as long as we can remember.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Silly Crap



OK, this is a gag gift with the operative word being gag...

The Turd Twister

What demented mind thinks up stuff like this?

Friday, November 16, 2007

Phone Prank



You go Tom Mabe. I would so love to pull this evil prank on the next telemarketer that calls my house at dinner...

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cat butt for CNN to kiss for wimping out at the democrat debate last night and serving up agonizingly easy questions and no follow up.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Debate Doll



I whipped this up just in time for tonight's dem debate...

Mal occhio!

Mal de ojo!

Curse the Hildebeast!

Loose Pigs





Two Pot-bellied Pigs Run Wild On Iowa Street

;-)

More Gore BS



Marc Sheppard of the American Thinker shreds Al Gore's latest lovefest, er, interview...

Gore's Deceptive Rolling Stone Interview

Pass it on. Maybe one day they'll get it.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Bridge Over Troubled Waters



Thats a photo of the U.S. women's bridge team when they won the Venice Cup championship in Shanghai, China last month.

They couldn't just accept the prize, no, they felt the need to inject politics into a thoroughly apolitical event.

The act has angered many and the United States Bridge Federation is deliberating (and handwringing) over what steps, if any, to take next.

I say, "Shame on you, hairbrained harpies. I never voted for Bill Clinton, but you can bet your medals I would never have gone on foreign soil and disrespected the office of the Presidency (even if the occupant deserved disrespect)."

Next time stick to playing cards.

Blue Fuzz



Unexplained Blue Cloud Floats, Darts Around Customers At Gas Station. Witness: 'It Gives Me Chills'

Fuzzy thinking or a piece of fuzz?

The blue cloud has been referred to as an angel, a blue plastic bag from Walmart, and even a malevolent energy cloud from Star Trek.

What do you think it is?

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The Nutcracker



From The Drudge Report: CNN's Wolf Blitzer has been warned not to focus Thursday's Dem debate on Hillary. 'This campaign is about issues, not on who we can bring down and destroy,' top Clinton insider explains. 'Blitzer should not go down to the levels of character attack and pull 'a Russert.''

Classic Clintonian political machinations. Since when is asking a question a character attack?

If I were Wolf, I would ask all of the Dems tough questions, and then I'd watch my back.

BTW the Hillary Nutcracker is an actual item which sells for $24.95. The Thighmistress has rock-solid steel thighs for cracking those tough nuts.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Veterans Day



God bless our Veterans.

And God bless our future Veterans.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cat that's ready for the Star Trek XI movie casting call.

;-)

Happy Friday, everybody!

BEM Alert



The main crew characters for the new Star Trek movie have been cast, but Paramount is holding an open casting call for background actors with interesting and unique facial features.

The casting call lists features such as "long necks, small heads, extremely large heads, wide-set eyes, bug eyes, close-set eyes, large forehead, short upper lip, pronounced cheekbones, over- or under-sized ears and/or nose, facial deformities".

Got A Long Neck, Bug Eyes? Hollywood's Calling



Bug eyed monsters are welcome too.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Cat Shooting Fool



I saw this on Lucianne.com this morning...

Jimmy Carter: He Will Slay Your Cat

He was just trying to sting the cat with bird shot?

Oh, Margaret.

Global Scam



Weather Channel Founder: Global Warming ‘Greatest Scam in History’

Here's an excerpt from the recent posting by John Coleman, the founder of the Weather Channel:

"Global Warming, i.e., Climate Change, is not about environmentalism or politics. It is not a religion. It is not something you “believe in.” It is science; the science of meteorology. This is my field of life-long expertise. And I am telling you Global Warming is a non-event, a manufactured crisis and a total scam. I say this knowing you probably won’t believe a me, a mere TV weatherman, challenging a Nobel Prize, Academy Award and Emmy Award winning former Vice President of United States. So be it."

Another voice of reason.

Lucky Shots



This one was my favorite, but you can see the rest at Sawse-Stir It Up!...

25 Photographs Taken At The Exact Time

Awesome photos.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Kerry Ready



Kerry Says He’ll Be Ready Next Time

Kerry has a documented portfolio to refute future Swift Boating.

:-)

John Kerry... a gift to bloggers that just keeps on giving.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Orympic Bible Banning



Have you heard about this?

The Bible Among Objects Prohibited At The 2008 Beijing Olympics Village

For "security reasons", no less.

The Catholic News Agency reported this on November 2nd, and if true, why hasn't it received more widespead attention?

That's a rhetorical question.

BTW are they banning the koran too?

Cambio!



Cambio is spanish for change and, in Cuba, you are not allowed to wear a bracelet that advocates for change. Imagine that amount of government control over your everyday life.

Cuban Students Detained For Wearing 'Cambio' Bracelets

Socialism/communism is antithetical to the free exchange of ideas. I can't help seeing parallels in the politically correct movement. Am I off-base on this?

Erupting Comet



I've been meaning to post about Comet 17P/Holmes, but it's still not too late to see the 2.5 magnitude fuzzball in the constellation Perseus.

Sky Map To Locate Comet Holmes

Comet Holmes began erupting on October 23, brightening by a factor of 500,000 to make it a comet visible with the naked eye. Cloudy skies prevented us from seeing it until October 31, and it's an even more spectacular sight with binoculars.

Look for the patch of sky that looks gauzy.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Abuela Blogger



Maria Amelia Lopez, who became a blogger at the age of 95, has become quite the cybercelebrity with about 60,000 regular readers.

Spain's Blogging Gran A Hit With Surfers

This is the kind of senior citizen I want to be when I grow up - without the lefty politics, of course.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

That Girl!



All those mean, mean men picking on one little gal. Oh, *sob* why are they so mean?

Why don't they leave Hillary Clinton alone!

:-)

Friday, November 02, 2007

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

...beware the vampire cat.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Voter Fraud



Raise your hand if you need voter fraud to win the election.

'This Will Make Voter Fraud Easier' : Why does Mrs. Clinton want driver's licenses for illegal aliens?

Illegals + driver's license = new democrat voter.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Night Of The Living Democrats



While we're still in the Halloween spirit...

VIP Pets




Cheney's Dog Darth Vader For Halloween

Jackson is dressed as Darth Vader and Dave as Superman. Who says Dick Cheney doesn't have a sense of humor?

At the White House the pet costumes were more subdued: Barney is dressed as a cowboy, Miss Beazley is a strawberry, and India, a crabby-looking wizard.




How cute is that?