Monday, November 19, 2007

New Logo



After reading The BLOG's last Cat Blog Friday, Jan of The Poodle(and Dog)blog commented that I had found a new logo for CNN.

So I drew this up.

CNN... kissing Clintonian a$$es for as long as we can remember.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Silly Crap



OK, this is a gag gift with the operative word being gag...

The Turd Twister

What demented mind thinks up stuff like this?

Friday, November 16, 2007

Phone Prank



You go Tom Mabe. I would so love to pull this evil prank on the next telemarketer that calls my house at dinner...

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cat butt for CNN to kiss for wimping out at the democrat debate last night and serving up agonizingly easy questions and no follow up.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Debate Doll



I whipped this up just in time for tonight's dem debate...

Mal occhio!

Mal de ojo!

Curse the Hildebeast!

Loose Pigs





Two Pot-bellied Pigs Run Wild On Iowa Street

;-)

More Gore BS



Marc Sheppard of the American Thinker shreds Al Gore's latest lovefest, er, interview...

Gore's Deceptive Rolling Stone Interview

Pass it on. Maybe one day they'll get it.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Bridge Over Troubled Waters



Thats a photo of the U.S. women's bridge team when they won the Venice Cup championship in Shanghai, China last month.

They couldn't just accept the prize, no, they felt the need to inject politics into a thoroughly apolitical event.

The act has angered many and the United States Bridge Federation is deliberating (and handwringing) over what steps, if any, to take next.

I say, "Shame on you, hairbrained harpies. I never voted for Bill Clinton, but you can bet your medals I would never have gone on foreign soil and disrespected the office of the Presidency (even if the occupant deserved disrespect)."

Next time stick to playing cards.

Blue Fuzz



Unexplained Blue Cloud Floats, Darts Around Customers At Gas Station. Witness: 'It Gives Me Chills'

Fuzzy thinking or a piece of fuzz?

The blue cloud has been referred to as an angel, a blue plastic bag from Walmart, and even a malevolent energy cloud from Star Trek.

What do you think it is?

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The Nutcracker



From The Drudge Report: CNN's Wolf Blitzer has been warned not to focus Thursday's Dem debate on Hillary. 'This campaign is about issues, not on who we can bring down and destroy,' top Clinton insider explains. 'Blitzer should not go down to the levels of character attack and pull 'a Russert.''

Classic Clintonian political machinations. Since when is asking a question a character attack?

If I were Wolf, I would ask all of the Dems tough questions, and then I'd watch my back.

BTW the Hillary Nutcracker is an actual item which sells for $24.95. The Thighmistress has rock-solid steel thighs for cracking those tough nuts.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Veterans Day



God bless our Veterans.

And God bless our future Veterans.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cat that's ready for the Star Trek XI movie casting call.

;-)

Happy Friday, everybody!

BEM Alert



The main crew characters for the new Star Trek movie have been cast, but Paramount is holding an open casting call for background actors with interesting and unique facial features.

The casting call lists features such as "long necks, small heads, extremely large heads, wide-set eyes, bug eyes, close-set eyes, large forehead, short upper lip, pronounced cheekbones, over- or under-sized ears and/or nose, facial deformities".

Got A Long Neck, Bug Eyes? Hollywood's Calling



Bug eyed monsters are welcome too.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Cat Shooting Fool



I saw this on Lucianne.com this morning...

Jimmy Carter: He Will Slay Your Cat

He was just trying to sting the cat with bird shot?

Oh, Margaret.

Global Scam



Weather Channel Founder: Global Warming ‘Greatest Scam in History’

Here's an excerpt from the recent posting by John Coleman, the founder of the Weather Channel:

"Global Warming, i.e., Climate Change, is not about environmentalism or politics. It is not a religion. It is not something you “believe in.” It is science; the science of meteorology. This is my field of life-long expertise. And I am telling you Global Warming is a non-event, a manufactured crisis and a total scam. I say this knowing you probably won’t believe a me, a mere TV weatherman, challenging a Nobel Prize, Academy Award and Emmy Award winning former Vice President of United States. So be it."

Another voice of reason.

Lucky Shots



This one was my favorite, but you can see the rest at Sawse-Stir It Up!...

25 Photographs Taken At The Exact Time

Awesome photos.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Kerry Ready



Kerry Says He’ll Be Ready Next Time

Kerry has a documented portfolio to refute future Swift Boating.

:-)

John Kerry... a gift to bloggers that just keeps on giving.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Orympic Bible Banning



Have you heard about this?

The Bible Among Objects Prohibited At The 2008 Beijing Olympics Village

For "security reasons", no less.

The Catholic News Agency reported this on November 2nd, and if true, why hasn't it received more widespead attention?

That's a rhetorical question.

BTW are they banning the koran too?

Cambio!



Cambio is spanish for change and, in Cuba, you are not allowed to wear a bracelet that advocates for change. Imagine that amount of government control over your everyday life.

Cuban Students Detained For Wearing 'Cambio' Bracelets

Socialism/communism is antithetical to the free exchange of ideas. I can't help seeing parallels in the politically correct movement. Am I off-base on this?

Erupting Comet



I've been meaning to post about Comet 17P/Holmes, but it's still not too late to see the 2.5 magnitude fuzzball in the constellation Perseus.

Sky Map To Locate Comet Holmes

Comet Holmes began erupting on October 23, brightening by a factor of 500,000 to make it a comet visible with the naked eye. Cloudy skies prevented us from seeing it until October 31, and it's an even more spectacular sight with binoculars.

Look for the patch of sky that looks gauzy.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Abuela Blogger



Maria Amelia Lopez, who became a blogger at the age of 95, has become quite the cybercelebrity with about 60,000 regular readers.

Spain's Blogging Gran A Hit With Surfers

This is the kind of senior citizen I want to be when I grow up - without the lefty politics, of course.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

That Girl!



All those mean, mean men picking on one little gal. Oh, *sob* why are they so mean?

Why don't they leave Hillary Clinton alone!

:-)

Friday, November 02, 2007

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

...beware the vampire cat.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Voter Fraud



Raise your hand if you need voter fraud to win the election.

'This Will Make Voter Fraud Easier' : Why does Mrs. Clinton want driver's licenses for illegal aliens?

Illegals + driver's license = new democrat voter.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Night Of The Living Democrats



While we're still in the Halloween spirit...

VIP Pets




Cheney's Dog Darth Vader For Halloween

Jackson is dressed as Darth Vader and Dave as Superman. Who says Dick Cheney doesn't have a sense of humor?

At the White House the pet costumes were more subdued: Barney is dressed as a cowboy, Miss Beazley is a strawberry, and India, a crabby-looking wizard.




How cute is that?

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween



Hillary doesn't need a costume to scare me.

Just the thought of the USA having a president that can be melted with a glass of water is scary.

But today there is some good news. Hillary had a bad night at last night's Democrat debate...

Obama, Edwards Attack. Clinton Bombs

The details are juicy and make me want to go Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!

Happy Halloween!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Sox



Baby Giraffe Named In Honor Of Red Sox

Sox, also known as a Kilimanjaro Giraffe, is not to be confused with Socks (below), the cat dumped by the Clintons as soon as they left the White House.



No fealty, just use and then toss.

Off-Beat Office Supplies



One thing you don't know about me is that I have a strange affinity for office supplies. Pens, markers, Sharpies, Post It notes, colored pencils, pads, you name it, chances are I have a stash.

Today I found something I don't have...

A 'Living Dead Dolls' Sadie pencil sharpener. It's a doll's head and you stick the pencil into her eye to sharpen it. There is a little button on the back of her neck that pushes the shavings out of her mouth.

The Sadie eye sharpener may be a little dark for some people, maybe this is more your style...



Either way, it's yikes for you!


[The BLOG note: Off-beat sharpener photos via The Matthew James Taylor blog and Weirdomatic.com ]