Sunday, December 05, 2004

Microscopic Organism Of Interest



The investigation into the purloined inflatable Spongebob Squarepants balloons atop Burger King restaurants in 7 states is ongoing, however, police in Sheboygan, Wisconsin are questioning a person of interest in the case.

When asked about his whereabouts on the day the balloons went missing, Plankton, a Bikini Bottom restauranteur, insisted that he was floating atop the sea with algae and protozoan friends & nowhere near the Burker King.

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