Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Monday, September 29, 2014
Thursday, September 25, 2014
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Kind of sounds like a bird species, but it's not...
Woman Who Claimed To Have Surgery To Add Third Breast Exposed As Hoaxer
I could've told you that in a New York minute.
Of course she's from Tampa. Why am I not surprised.
2014 Ig Nobel Awards Honor Nasal Tampons Made Of Bacon
*Still shaking my head*
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
From Kirsty Eli and just for fun:
A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?”
The assistant asks, “Are you Irish?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am, but let me ask you something…
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?”
The assistant says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
The guy says, “Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why
did you ask me if I’m Irish?”
The assistant replied, “Because you’re in AutoZone.”
Monday, September 22, 2014
To quote the old song, "One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl, oooo....
The Weekend I Quit Watching All Football
After A Week of Troubling News Across the Sport, It's Time To Take A Timeout
Seriously, don't be such a whiny baby, Jason Gay.
Friday, September 19, 2014
I think not with that caboose...
Typical – As Michelle Obama Purges School Vending Machines Of Sugary Snacks, White House Machine Sells 590 Calorie Honey Buns
Lots of people misattribute the quote, "Let them eat cake" to Marie Antoinette, but it's very possible that the phrase, "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche", (Let them eat brioche) was uttered 100 years before her time by Marie-Therese, the wife of Louis XIV.
So maybe we should be using the phrase "Good for me, but not for thee" instead.
It still sucks.
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Monday, September 15, 2014
From TMZ.com comes this exclusive:
Django Unchained' Actress -- Cops: After Car Sex She Pulls Race, Fame Card (POLICE AUDIO)
The sense of entitlement is rampant these days.
The rules apply to you, but not to me.
Saturday, September 13, 2014
Friday, September 12, 2014
For this Cat Blog Friday...
... yearbook cat and ... Mr. Bigglesworth didn't even go to high school!
Student Fulfills Dream Of Taking Yearbook Photo With His Cat
Nay or yay?
I say go kitty!
Happy Friday everybody!
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Since 2001, I've always found myself a bit depressed this time of year, and if you feel as I do, then I want to steer you towards something happier.
Patriots Delight 6,609 School Kids Form The Largest ‘Living’ American Flag On Record
It made me feel better this year.
Tuesday, September 09, 2014
I loved this when I read it cause it was so totally Joan...
Joan Rivers Banned Adele, Michelle Obama From Funeral
I don't understand the Adele part, but the Moochie part resonates with me... a lot!
I am so going to miss your wicked wit, Joan.
Monday, September 08, 2014
Friday, September 05, 2014
This gave me a real belly laugh...
Spider-dog sends unsuspecting victims fleeing in absolute terror for their lives
My daughter was amused, but glad the dog-spider wasn't shot.
Dreadnoughtus May Be The Biggest Dinosaur Ever
When I was little, I became obsessed with dinosaurs when I went to the American Museum Of Natural History and saw dinosaur bones articulated in a huge room.
Now, they've found fossils that are even bigger...
Oh, be still my heart.