Saturday, April 29, 2017
Thursday, April 27, 2017
First thing this morning I went to the Drudge Report and I read this...
Chelsea Gets Another Award For Doing Nothing Special
then I read this...
Artificial Brains Grown In A Dish
And I wonder if there's a connection.
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
WHO BUN IT? British Bunny Riddle As Rabbit Destined To Be World’s Biggest Dies On United Airlines Jet To U.S.
Simon, set to become the world's largest rabbit, was found dead in the cargo hold of the Boeing 767-300 when it landed at ... get this, O’Hare airport.
Seriously, what happened to Simon?
United Airlines has more explaining to do.
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Monday, April 24, 2017
Before we leave Earth Day for another year, let's not forget this...
FLASHBACK: Earth Day Co-Founder Killed, Composted His Girlfriend
Thanks for that, Mr. Earth Day
What do I have to do to get a day named after me... grow a new side and become seven-sided????
Oh, the geometry.
Giant Lizard Invades Tampa; The Tegu, A Non-native Species, Devours Wildlife, Possibly Your Cat: Sharp Teeth, Aggressive Temper; Don't Mess With It
Like we didn't have enough to worry about in Florida, right? Breaking bad all over again.
Where's the good?
Well, there is the climate...
Sunday, April 23, 2017
Great Dane Weighing The Same As A BABY ELEPHANT And Is 7ft long Challenges To Be UK's Biggest Dog
He's a gentle giant, but I wouldn't want to be the person to have to feed him and pick up after him. I'm glad he has gentle souls who do...
Saturday, April 22, 2017
Friday, April 21, 2017
Anti-White Fresno Killer LAUGHED About Murders During Police Interview
The press is referring to Kori Ali Muhammad as a black supremacist even though "Muhammad, who is Muslim, shouted 'Allahu Akbar' — Arabic for 'God is great' — during his arrest following Tuesday’s shootings, though Chief Dyer says the killings were not considered a terrorist act. Instead, the shooter was motivated by anti-white hatred."
This is just good old fashioned anti-white hatred and not terrorism, right Chief?
Move along folks, nothing to see here... except four innocent white men shot down by a black moslem for no good reason.
Sunday, April 16, 2017
On this Easter Sunday, I thought I would share the grapes our little vine gave us this year and a little humor...
If you're an old timer here, you'll know this old joke 'cause I tell it every year about this time.
If you're new here, then this will be your first time hearing it. I hope you enjoy it.
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck looks at the bartender and asks, "Got nails?"
Surprised, the bartender says, “No, we don’t have any nails.”
“Good," the duck says, "Got grapes?”
Saturday, April 15, 2017
Friday, April 14, 2017
Remember When Chris Matthews Said Hitler Didn't Use 'Chemical Weapons'?
No, of course you don't because the MSM didn't emphasize it when a liberal also said Hitler didn't use chemical weapons.
Now that Sean Spicer has apologized for his inartful comment, let's move on. You know, like Chris "Tingle Up His Leg" Matthews was allowed to do.
Thursday, April 13, 2017
Saturday, April 08, 2017
The late Carrie Fisher Will Appear In 'Star Wars: Episode 9', Says Brother Todd Fisher
‘Yes, how do you take her out of it?’
Flashback=> Susan Rice In January: We Were Able To Get Syrian Government To Voluntarily And Verifiably Give Up Chemical Weapons
Does Susan Rice ever tell the truth????
Friday, April 07, 2017
For this Cat Blog Friday...
... it isn't me.
Happy Friday everybody.
No, it isn't me.
OK, maybe we take turns.
My brother is the baby of the family and once I left home he told me tales of fights between our sisters. He called them The Wars Of The Gargantuans. He said he would run away and hide when they fought.
Yes, fear my sisters.
And yes, they will kill me for posting this.
Thursday, April 06, 2017
Wednesday, April 05, 2017
She's smarter than the average democrat.
In Melania Trump's Official Portrait, Twitter Notes Beauty, Bling
You'd rather hate than congratulate.
What is wrong with you, liberals?
Tuesday, April 04, 2017
Scientists Uncover Medieval Remains Of The First English 'Living Dead'
And we're not talking zombies here, people. These would be vampires.
Here's a primer: zombies are stupid and basically disintegrating as we speak, but vampires are alluring, clever and very crafty when it comes to being invited into your abode.
...Watch your neck.