Sunday, April 16, 2017

Do You Have Any Grapes?



On this Easter Sunday, I thought I would share the grapes our little vine gave us this year and a little humor...

If you're an old timer here, you'll know this old joke 'cause I tell it every year about this time.

If you're new here, then this will be your first time hearing it. I hope you enjoy it.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck looks at the bartender and asks, "Got nails?"

Surprised, the bartender says, “No, we don’t have any nails.”

“Good," the duck says, "Got grapes?”

:)



24 Comments:

At April 16, 2017 11:17 AM, Blogger Z said...

I don't remember this joke and LOVE it...so cute!!
Happy Easter Sunday, Cube and family! xxx

 
At April 16, 2017 11:21 AM, Blogger cube said...

Z: I'm glad you liked it. Hope your day is a good one.

 
At April 16, 2017 12:28 PM, Blogger Jan said...

I couldn't remember the punch line. Good joke.

 
At April 16, 2017 2:06 PM, Blogger cube said...

Jan: That's OK. We love you just the same.

 
At April 16, 2017 5:00 PM, Blogger messymimi said...

Heeheehee!

 
At April 16, 2017 6:58 PM, Blogger Sandee said...

Bwhahahahahahahaha. I linked you to Silly Sunday.

Have a fabulous Easter. ☺

 
At April 16, 2017 7:52 PM, Blogger Kid said...

HA !

I would not grow grapes. Too many Bees and not enough A's.

 
At April 16, 2017 9:55 PM, Blogger cube said...

Messymimi: I think Boudreaux would call it les raisains.

 
At April 16, 2017 10:02 PM, Blogger cube said...

Kid: I don't know what Bees means to A's. You're going to have to educate me on that one.

 
At April 17, 2017 10:41 AM, Blogger DaBlade said...

That duck is very irritating.
I like him.

 
At April 17, 2017 11:56 AM, Blogger cube said...

DaBlade: I like him enough to bring him back every year :)

 
At April 17, 2017 8:32 PM, Blogger Kid said...

Just a silly abstract that when boiled down leaves no remaining elements.

 
At April 17, 2017 9:41 PM, Blogger cube said...

Kid: T?

 
At April 17, 2017 9:44 PM, Blogger Kid said...

Sorry Cube. yes, in a way a nice flavorless, unrewarding tea of a comment not worthy of any further thought.

 
At April 19, 2017 6:32 AM, Blogger Granny Annie said...

Ducks are always popular at Easter time. So are Rabbits...Do you know what they call a bunch of rabbits walking backward? A receding hareline.

 
At April 19, 2017 10:53 AM, Blogger Z said...

Had a marvelous Easter with family, thanks...I hope you did, too.
My aunt made grapeleaves for the first time and they were terrific. She put in tiny currents, which is REALLY good, adds a bit of sweetness.

Always on Watch just lost a very beloved cat, Cameo...didn't know if you'd heard or seen her post.http://alwaysonwatch3.blogspot.com/
So difficult!

 
At April 20, 2017 8:22 PM, Blogger Snaggle Tooth said...

Hey, I bet 5hat's the same duck who works for Aflack! Hope he has good insurance... Hope the holiday was fun for you. I didn't have one, but did eat peeps n peanut butter egg.

 
At April 21, 2017 9:15 AM, Blogger cube said...

Kid: Gotcha. No worries.

 
At April 21, 2017 9:16 AM, Blogger cube said...

Granny Annie: Ha! I loved your little segue into rabbits.

 
At April 21, 2017 9:26 AM, Blogger cube said...

Z: Our Easter was quiet this year since our youngest couldn't get down here. She's graduating with her Master's on the 28th and had last minute school stuff she had to finish.

I'm happy you enjoyed the grape leaves. I'd never heard about making the dish with currents. That's an interesting twist.

I've heard about Cameo for years and I know how beloved she was to AOW. I'm sorry to hear of her passing.

 
At April 21, 2017 9:31 AM, Blogger cube said...

Snaggle Tooth: Lol. Or one just as annoying as the Aflack duck. Our Easter was a quiet one since I we didn't have our chicks home for dinner. We drowned our sorrow with Ghirardelli milk chocolate bunnies.

 
At April 21, 2017 11:38 AM, Blogger The Happy Whisk said...

Smart duck. Funny duck.

 
At April 21, 2017 5:25 PM, Blogger cube said...

The Happy Whisk: I think most people find this duck annoying. I think this joke is funny right off the bat because a duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes. Why would a duck do that over and over unless he's an annoying duck. You almost don't need a punchline.

 
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