Sunday, August 05, 2018

Fake Is Fake

BEFORE:


AFTER:



Newseum Apologizes For Selling "fake news" T-shirt

I'm not one bit sorry for my CNN photoshop.

Newseum shouldn't be sorry either.

Wimp.




[The BLOG note: CNN isn't the only media outlet that is a purveyor of fake news and is merely being used as the most readily identified symbol of the media.]


Saturday, August 04, 2018

I Loath Self-loathing White People*



Talk About PATHETIC: Self-hating Lefties Voice Support For Sarah Jeong Even Though She BLOCKED THEM

* Even though the left believes it's perfectly alright to malign white people, I'm not a lefty bigot so I'm covering my white arse by stating that the title of this post is satirical in nature.

*wink* *wink* *nod* *nod*

Friday, August 03, 2018

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday which just happens to fall on National Twins Day...

... a pair of twin kitties.

Happy Friday everybody!

Thursday, August 02, 2018

Boneheaded Ban



How long before they start banning Bic pens...



[The BLOG note: Meme courtesy of The Federalist Papers.com ]

Wednesday, August 01, 2018

Trump Times



I don't subscribe to the paper anymore, but if I did, this is what the front page of the Tampa Bay Times looks like this morning.

MAGA

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Future Folly



DNC Chair Tom Perez Spotted Carrying $1840 Designer Bag After Calling Socialism "Future" Of The Party

A DNC spokesman said it was a staffer's bag... a Louis Vuitton Keepall Bandoulière 55 Damier Cobalt Canvas bag that retails for $1840.

Yeah, right.

Sounds like Bernie Sanders preaching about us tightening our belts while he owns four big homes. Socialism for thee, but not for me.

Monday, July 30, 2018

Chief Serial Pooper



New Jersey School Chief Resigns After Being Outed As High School Pooper

FTA: "Dr. Thomas Tramaglini, 42, was busted last May after a police surveillance operation identified him as the source of feces left in the vicinity of Holmdel High School’s football field and track."

And get this, his resignation will take effect September 30th...

Huh?

Whut?

Hello?

WTF?

We have far too many overpaid school superintendents. Clearly this nutcase isn't the only one that can be cut from the payroll.

Sunday, July 29, 2018

What Would The Sharks Say?



From GoComics :

"This Shark Week, while you're watching those sleek, grey "killing machines" slice through the water, keep in mind that there have only been 1,400 recorded shark attacks in the U.S. over the past 171 years. Your chances of being bitten by a shark are less than dying from a lightning strike.

Conversely, humans kill an average of 100 million sharks each year, much of it to feed the world's appetite for shark fin soup. So, who are the real killing machines?"


[The BLOG note: comic "Brevity" by Dan Thompson]

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Tenure Needs Overhauling



Professor Randa "Bovinia" Jarrar, the self-proclaimed "queer, Muslim, Palestinian-American and proud fat femme [who] lives the complexities of intersectionality,” is ranting again.

Prof Demands White Editors 'Resign' From 'Positions Of Power'

First things first, I saw some people referring to her as another "wise Latina." Oh please, Nathan, this woman isn't either. We have enough googly-eyed Hispanic socialists frothing off at the mouth without inventing more.

Second things second, what is causing the professor's newest rant against white people? Perhaps an apple dumpling went undigested on the route between one of her four stomachs.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I do know that this unhinged person has no business teaching anyone anything.

Friday, July 27, 2018

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cat who has harnessed the power of lightning and yearns for world domination.

Relax. Until cats get opposable thumbs, we hoomans are safe from feline overlords.

Happy Friday everybody!

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Florida Storms



Lightning over the Sunshine Skyway Bridge in Tampa last week.

. .
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This is a scary-high bridge to drive over in nice weather...



[The BLOG note: Pic credit Justin Battles from Fox 13.]

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Comrades



From The Patriot Post, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the fresh new face of the Democratic Socialists of America, and like-minded comrades.

No surprise here, Ocasio-Cortez, a.k.a, Occasional-Cortex, has been known to back mentally-challenged positions.

Sunday, July 22, 2018

A Sermon You Don't Want To Miss



Telling the truth isn't always easy, but Dr. James David Manning isn't afraid to tell it. His sermon is worth a listen no matter the color of your skin.





Friday, July 20, 2018

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... two cats enthused about the upcoming weekend.

Happy Friday everybody!

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

First Of Many



Chances are slim to none you will read about this in the MSM...

First Win For Trump-Putin Summit: Agreement To Restrain Iran In Syria

Thanks to Brietbart.com, you just did.

Keep calm, enjoy another win and think MAGA.





Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Deep Dilemma?



Looking past the overheated kneejerk rhetoric...

What Critics Missed About The Trump-Putin Summit

I'm not writing off Trump because the collective British and U.S. media says so.

Sunday, July 15, 2018

#Walkaway



Have you heard of the #walkaway movment?

Walk Away? Been There, Done That ...

Pictured above are two more reasons why it's such a great idea.

:)

Saturday, July 14, 2018

Third World Bathroom Habits



Or should I say "turd world bathroom habits" are infecting Americans at faster and faster intervals. Whether via direct evacuation in the fields or the lack of proper hygiene in the bathroom, or both, I can't keep up with the continual outbreaks.

Jeannie DeAngelis has long been writing on the feculence of illegals...

McDonald's, Tossed Salad, And Toilet Paper

FTA: "... not only are illegals infiltrating our culture, defying our laws, and costing us oodles of money, but they are also infecting America's food with foreign-born, albeit culturally diverse excrement."

Who supports illegal immigration? Think about that when it comes time to vote in November 2018.

Friday, July 13, 2018

Cat Blog Friday



For this Friday 13th Cat Blog Friday...

... only a cool, black cat will do.

No, not Sammy Davis, Jr., a real black cat, the kind that are late to get adopted from shelters because of silly superstitions from the Middle Ages that survive to this day. Remember, black cat lives matter, too.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Thursday, July 12, 2018

A Smarty Murder



This fascinating nugget fell my way this morning and taught me a few things about our corvid overlords ...

6 Terrifying Ways Crows Are Way Smarter Than You Think

FTA: Mind your manners around crows. Because if you mistreat them, they won't forget you and neither will their friends—or the next generation.





Monday, July 02, 2018

Out Of Control Iguanas



South Florida's booming iguana population is causing officials to look at ways to manage the non-native species.

Chicken Of The trees: Eating Florida's Iguanas

It's one solution for fighting this invasive species, but at $59.99 per pound for boneless meat and whole, skin-on iguana for $49.99, you're better off coming to South Florida and trapping your own for free.

Bon appetit.

Friday, June 29, 2018

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

... cats and a human who have watched the news recently.

Freaked Out Americans Desperately Seek To Escape the News

It's not because of Trump, it's because of the slanted and biased NEWS.

Try to have a happy Friday everybody. I know, it's not easy.

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

The Mouth


WATCH: Laura Loomer Confronts Maxine Waters

You're calling for smash-mouth politics...

Where do YOU live Maxine and where do YOU shop?

Monday, June 25, 2018

G.O.A.T. vs D.U.C.K.



Only Her Duck Costume Can Help This Rescue Goat When It Has An Anxiety Attack!

I know you want to laugh, but we had a big Doberman female who shivered a lot so we bought her a tartan coat. She loved it so much that she fussed and fussed when it came time to take it off when she came into the house.

She was a sweet, loving dog, but she had this thing about wearing that coat, so we indulged her. In her mind she was an 80+ pound chihuahua and we still miss her dearly.

I don't blame this poor goat.

Sunday, June 24, 2018

No Soup For You!



Sarah Huckabee Sanders Booted From Restaurant... On Moral Grounds

As a business owner she has the right to run her business into the ground.

Tell me again why those bakers HAD to bake the gay cake.

Friday, June 22, 2018

Koko 1971 - 2018



Koko The Gorilla’s Most Iconic Moments

RIP poor girl. Your kitty friends are waiting for you.

Charles Krauthammer 1950 - 2018



Charles Krauthammer, Conservative Commentator And Pulitzer Prize Winner, Dead At 68


A voice silenced too soon.




Cold Anger



Do Not Look Away - Hollywood "Celebrities", Deviants, And Predators, Continue Showcasing Democrat Ideology...

Has been actor, Peter Fonda's comments are much more offensive than Rosanne's, yet is he being punished in any way by Sony, the movie studio releasing the movie in which he has a bit part?

I don't see anything in the works yet, but there's always a chance that the movie will crash and burn at the box office.

Yes, the power of the wallet can put an end to these foul-mouthed deviants and we shouldn't be shy about using it.

Cold anger, indeed.

Thursday, June 21, 2018

Summer Bummer



Unusual Surge Of Jellyfish On Volusia Beaches Sparks Concerns

No, not giant jellyfish, just moon jellies (Aurelia aurita) whose sting is annoying, but usually not serious.

My daughter was stung by a jellyfish last week at a beach in north Florida off the Atlantic Ocean. It burns, you pour vinegar on it and go back in the water. The clutching of pearls is not necessary.

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Faux Outrage



The 24/7 media cycle is full of politicians that are outraged over the Trump administration's handling of illegal alien families. From the coverage, you'd think we were running a gulag.

Yet, (FTA) photos of border detention facilities from the Obama-era, taken during 2014, look nearly identical to the ones taken during the Trump era.

HERE ARE HORRIFYING PHOTOS OF OBAMA’S ILLEGAL ALIEN FACILITIES THE MEDIA REFUSES TO SHOW YOU

Where was the outrage then?

[*crickets*]

So please, spare us the fake outrage. We have the right to enforce the laws that govern the entry of illegal aliens into our country. If the illegals don't approve of our laws, they shouldn't come here. Period.

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Dysphoric Dems



Democratic Congressional Candidate: Trump's Win Felt Like The 9/11 Terror Attacks

This has gone beyond being an Internet meme that we all nod our heads about sagely. This is one for the books, namely The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

This is serious.

Sunday, June 17, 2018

Friday, June 15, 2018

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friiday...

... my very own grandcat, Missy Moo, doing her stress-relieving yoga. (Yes, that's her Daytimer in the right corner of the pic)


S-T-R-E-T-C-H


Happy Friday everybody!

Thursday, June 14, 2018

Myopic Diversity



Bestselling Author Fired For Mocking Publisher’s Diversity Policy

FTA: Publishing giant Penguin Random House has announced that its authors are no longer to be chosen on literary merit but according to a politically correct quota system “taking into account ethnicity, gender, sexuality, social mobility and disability”.

Yes, you read it correctly, no longer will new books be chosen on literary merit. No writing skills required, just diversity.

Author Lionel Shriver (pictured above) was fired as a literary judge because she brought up the farcicality of this position.

Gird your loins, people, because that kind of foolishness will be ramping up here in the U.S.A.







Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Banned Keychains



I was surprised to read this:

Popular Self-defense Keychains Could Land You In Jail

A case if nanny state or wise legislation?

I quickly emailed the article to my youngest daughter.

:o

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Live Kitty Cam



I've been watching the antics of the adorable Tiny Kittens live web cam.

Be warned... it's a real time waster.


Friday, June 08, 2018

Thursday, June 07, 2018

Tuesday, June 05, 2018

Bag Designer



I never heard of this woman until today.

Kate Spade, Whose Handbags Carried Women Into Adulthood, Is Dead At 55

If you listen to the press, Kate Spade designed handbags for a generation of women.

We all carried her bags, didn't we?

Um, I didn't. Did you?

All I know is that she had more money than God, yet she chose to end her life at age 55, leaving behind a 13 year old daughter.

And I'm the stupid one?


Saturday, June 02, 2018

The Amazing Salp



A Fisherman Caught This Bizarre Creature In New Zealand, You Should See What It Turned Out To Be.

A salp (Salpa fusiformis) is a planktonic tunicate that travels through the ocean by funnelling water through its clear body.

Wow.

No secrets in this little guy's life.

Friday, June 01, 2018

No Joy Here



MSNBC Stands By Joy Reid After New Apology For Controversial Blog Posts

Joy Reid just keeps stepping into the big poop pile, but her employers just keep on keepin' on saving her butt from losing her job. Sometimes it pays to be a minority.

Cat Blog Friday

via Gfycat


For this Cat Blog Friday...

... what every cat owner knows... cats really are liquid ;)

*squish**squish*

Happy Friday, everybody!