Thursday, November 15, 2018

The Shoshin Shun



This is my feline assistant, Shoshin, shunning me after I gave her a flea treatment this morning. She's evading me and threatening to sue, but the creepy porn lawyer, Michael Avenatti wasn't available, so the lawsuit is up in the air for now. Hopefully, Shoshin will be willing to take a plea for dropping the suit in exchange for extra Temptation cat treats.

It still makes me think of the fate of Charlie The Unicorn when he was shunned...



SHUUUNNNN!

I still shudder.

10 comments:

Comedy Plus said...

You need to link this post to Feline Friday tomorrow. Just saying. Some shun there. I can't say as I blame her.

Candy Mountain. Goodness.

Have a fabulous day. Scritches to Shoshin. ♥

Kid said...

Shoshin will once again embrace you as she realizes her only other options are inanimate objects and raccoons.

messymimi said...

They all get mad, to a greater or lesser degree, after flea drops, and all forgive and forget as soon as there are noms. They just have to keep us in our place is all.

LL said...

You're lucky that the Creep Porn Lawyer is in custody - and likely taking the quiet time to map out his run for the Presidency.

Jan said...

Cats actually have little character and can be bought cheaper than porn lawyers who have no character.

cube said...

Comedy Plus: I see that Shoshin has gotten to you. She knows how to wield her cat powers. Watch your back around her.

cube said...

Kid: Sure enough, after Temptation treats, dinner and some catnip-filled toys, she was sitting next to me on the couch that evening.

cube said...

Messymimi: That is so true. They complain about the treatment, but they don't say a word of thanks about being free from the agony of fleas.

cube said...

LL: Creepy porn lawyer doesn't have a chance in hell to win in 2020, but there are plenty of other leftist loonies who can pull it off unless the RINOs come on board with Trump. The RINOs are our biggest enemies. I know it's hard to admit that you're wrong, but RINOs, how long are you going to deny the wins of Trump's administration despite the most adversarial press ever? How long are you going to deny reality? It's getting old...

cube said...

Jan: You may have tried to equate their respective characters in your comment, but I'll take a cat over a creepy porn lawyer any day. Hands down.