Beware of The BLOG...it creeps, it leaps, it glides & slides all over the place.
Friday, April 24, 2015
Thursday, April 23, 2015
This is one for the, "What In The World Were You Thinking?" file:
Florida Man Tries To Kiss Cottonmouth Snake, Hospitalized After Bite
The Florida Cottonmouth, also known as the Cottonmouth Moccasin, a Water Moccasin, a Moccasin (Agkistrodon piscivorus conanti) "is a venomous snake, a species of pit viper, found in the southeastern United States. Adults are large and capable of delivering a painful and potentially fatal bite. When antagonized, they will stand their ground by coiling their bodies and displaying their fangs."
My husband sees them on the golf course and has seen many a smart golfer just walk away from a ball near this snake.
Play keep away... no kissess.
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
Next time you wish someone a Happy Earth Day...
Reminder: Earth Day Co-Founder Killed And Composted His Girlfriend
Have a happy Wednesday :)
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
I have a few questions about this study and you probably do too:
NASA Study Pays To Lie In Bed 70 Days
I only brought this up because today I slept in until 8:30 AM. I don't remember the last time I slept in that long, and I only woke up because my husband yelled at me, "Hey, are you going to sleep all day or what?"
I was in the middle of a dream, too.
Monday, April 20, 2015
Have you checked, really checked, your house lately?
Two Kids Accidentally Knocked Over A Bookcase, But What Was Behind It Was TERRIFYING.
This is very creepy. Reminds me of that old TV movie of the week Bad Ronald (1974) starring Scott Jacoby.
Thursday, April 16, 2015
There is no way these two women aren't related...
The Strangers Who Are So Alike They Could Be Identical Twins: Student Stunned To Find Doppelgänger Living Just An Hour Away
I suspect there are some family secrets in the back story.
Who is your doppelganger?
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
Articles such as this one from American Thinker encourage me somewhat...
The Astonishing Incompetence Of Hillary's Campaign Rollout
The thought that this scandal-ridden harridan wants us to believe that she's just one of us folks is ridiculous. Remember, this is the woman who once commanded the White House staff to not look her in the face.
Yeah, just one of us common people.
It's a mystery to me that anyone can think of Hillary as presidential, but then again I didn't get the Obola electoral attraction either.
[UPDATE: It didn't take long for this EXCLUSIVE: Campaign staff recruited and DROVE 'everyday' Iowans to Hillary's first campaign stop – including health care 'lobbyist in training' who was an Obama campaign intern and Biden chauffeur
I didn't even bother to capitalize.
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
Back in the day when we had good presidents, one exceptional one was taken from us 150 years ago today ...
This Is What Lincoln Had In His Pocket When He Was Assassinated
Monday, April 13, 2015
600 Corgis Head To The Beach For Ninth-annual Corgi Beach Day
This is cuteness overload.
Friday, April 10, 2015
Sitting Cat Blog Friday
Thursday, April 09, 2015
Survey Suggests Grilled Cheese Lovers Have More Sex, Are More Generous
I don't believe any of these stories and I only bring it up, basically, because it has to do with sex and that's always fun:
73% of grilled cheese lovers had sex once a month.
32% of grilled cheese lovers had sex at least six times a month.
Make mine a turkey club.
I'm just saying....
Wednesday, April 08, 2015
Fitting Irony: Maya Angelou USPS Stamp Features Stolen Quote Not Actually Hers...
Affirmative action at work.
Tuesday, April 07, 2015
My blog buddy Sandee @ Comedy Plus always does an Awww Monday post...
Instead of my Ewww post yesterday, I should have posted the above.
I'll never look at kitty paws the same way again either.
Monday, April 06, 2015
The natural beauty of Australia is marred by it's wild wildlife. Just looking at a picture of these enormous coconut crabs (above) gave me the creeps, but there are plenty of other hair-raising critters:
27 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Move To Australia
... no shrimp on the barbi for me, at least not in Australia.
Saturday, April 04, 2015
This Woman’s Job Is To Recast Hillary Clinton’s Image
Good choice, Hillary. Kristina Schake, Moochie Obola's ex-communications chief, did such a good job with her image.
Keep up the good work, Ms. Schake. ;)
Friday, April 03, 2015
Nuclear Cat Blog Friday
Such A Deal
Iran Accuses U.S. Of Lying About New Nuke Agreement
I've heard both sides and I'm hard pressed to pick the bigger liar... King Putt or the Iranian moollas.
Thursday, April 02, 2015
Why No Riots For Ricky Shawatza Hall?
Jack Cashill's article in the American Thinker explaines it this way:
"The answer is fairly obvious. “Black lives matter” or “LGBTQ lives matter” only when those deaths advance the agenda of the Democrat-media complex."
Democrat-media complex. That line works for me.
Wednesday, April 01, 2015
Why it's taken this long we don't know, but the technology is finally here... the ability to send a smell to your friends via your smartphone.
The Send-A-Smell App comes bundled with a ®windometer smell receiver, this can be attached to any smartphone via the included adapters and using ®greentooth technology converts any smell in close proximity to the receiver to the same frequency your voice is carried over. The included app allows you to select who will receive the smell and the intensity of the smell.
I love the smell of brewing coffee in the morning...
What smell would you send?
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Weird, But True
This news article reads like something out of a Stephen King novel:
Mother-in-law's Tombstone Topples On Pennsylvania Man, Killing Him
It strains credulity.
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Eva Mendes Calls Sweatpants Number One Cause Of Divorce
First of all, I don't even know who this woman is, but what's under any woman's sweat pants should be intuitively obvious to any male. If your husband/boyfriend is too stupid to figure that out, then maybe you should be looking elsewhere for a mate and not be giving superficial relationship advice to the general public.
I'm just saying...
Friday, March 27, 2015
Turtle Cat Blog Friday
Thursday, March 26, 2015
French Alps Plane Crash Treated As Suicide And Mass Murder By Co-Pilot
News about the crash of Airbus A320 is filling my mind today and the more I hear about it, the more surreal it becomes.
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Knee effusion or swelling of the knee (colloquially known as water on the knee) occurs when excess synovial fluid accumulates in or around the knee joint.
It started with squats and lunges last week. I wrapped it, took some naproxen, and it improved dramatically. That is, until yesterday, when I turned abruptly and it popped up again.
I'll be fine.
Years ago, my Vertebrate Zoology professor was lecturing at the board and he turned to face our class when he gave out a loud, garbled yell. He warned us about how easily you can get hurt when you get old.
My thinking is, getting old sucks, but it beats the alternative.
Monday, March 23, 2015
Amalie Emmy Noether shares a birthday with my sister... one is a hero in my life and one is a hero in math...
I've already sent personal birthday wishes to my dear sister, but this one is for Emmy.
You did some fine work.
National Puppy Day
Sunday, March 22, 2015
So, over beats under...
This 124-Year-Old Patent Reveals The Right Way To Use Toilet Paper
... and printed beats white ;)
Saturday, March 21, 2015
Friday, March 20, 2015
Celestial Hat Trick
Spring Equinox 2015 Brings Celestial Hat Trick
Today marks three celestial phenomena:
The spring equinox
A total solar eclipse
None of which we can see.
Moochelle Visits Japan
The height of etiquette: Michelle Obama towers over Japanese emperor as she stumbles in silver stilettos while attempting awkward curtsey
Tell me Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko didn't have thoughts of Gojira ;)
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