Friday, October 24, 2014

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a kitty listening to the right kind of music for his work... what music goes with catching mousies?

The Is The Kind Of Music You Should Listen To At Work

Personally, I find music distracting at work and will tune it out if I'm forced to listen. I would categorize this study as one of those waste of time and money studies.

Happy Friday everybody.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Schizo State?

Should Florida Split Into 2 States?

Hell no!

Believe me, I've heard of some lamebrained things coming out of Miami, but the passing of this resolution by the South Miami commissioners is one of the dumbest.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014


I've seen plenty of human babies do the same thing. It's so darn cute.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Still Delusional After All These Years

From Ben Shapiro's Truth Revolt :

Monica Lewinsky: Drudge Ruined My Life

Shapiro continues, "Lewinsky blames her humiliation on everybody except for the married President with whom she had sexual relations."

So true, but I blame Monica, too. Didn't anybody ever teach her to stay away from married men?

Also, if she thinks her treatment was bad, imagine what the Clinton machine would've done to her had she not been talked into keeping the blue dress.

Silly girl still doesn't get it.

Monday, October 20, 2014

Ingenious Logos

Is that a golfer or the profile of a Spartan wearing a helmet?

Check out more clever logos:

Get Inspired By These 50 Incredibly Clever Logos With Hidden Meanings

I love the use of negative space.

I'll never look at the familiar logos the same way now.

Thursday, October 16, 2014


Obama Defines US As "Muslim Country"


This has to be a piece from The Onion.

[The BLOG note: The only thing that bothers me about the above picture is that it uses the word "muslim". It's not a word I use, but I couldn't find a better picture to illustrate my comment, so I felt compelled to use it. For the record, I will continue to use the word "moslem"... why? because they don't like it. That's good enough for me. ]

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

No Method In This Liberal Madness

US troops Prepare To Go To War With Ebola: 101st Airborne Receives Safety Training Before Being Deployed To Liberia

I'm so angry right now that I'm sputtering...

Obola lets all kinds of undocumented riff raff sneak in through our southern border, doesn't take steps to contain ISIS in Iraq, and now he sends our troops, the best of our best, into Libera to fight Ebola?


What exactly is the 101st Airborne supposed to do there? What is the plan?


Why don't we send the undocumented aliens to Libera instead?

Monday, October 13, 2014


Easy Monday post.

Friday, October 10, 2014

The Big One-Oh

I'm great with faces, but I'm terrible with dates...

Yes, I forgot my tenth Blogiversary on October 4th.

Shame on me.

Thursday, October 09, 2014

Cubular Blues

We purchased a new computer yesterday and my task today is to transfer our email programs and our accounting program from the old one to the new one. That means dealing with tech support from several different companies.


I'd rather be getting a pap smear and a root canal... at the same time!


[The BLOG: I wish I could attribute this, but I don't remember where I read it. Whoever you are, just know that your comment mirrored my feelings so well that I couldn't not share.]

Tuesday, October 07, 2014

Blood Moon

Blood Moon Total Lunar Eclipse 2014: What It Is And When To See It

Officially, the total eclipse will start at 6:25 a.m. ET (5:25 a.m. CT, 4:25 a.m. MT and 3:25 a.m. PT) and continue until 7:24 a.m. ET (4:24 a.m. PT).

So set those alarms, get out of bed, run outside and look up.

Monday, October 06, 2014

Hydro-Bubble Head

Adventurer Attempting To Run 1,033 Miles From Florida To Bermuda In A Giant Inflatable Bubble Is Rescued By The Coast Guard - Three Days After He Refused Help And Asked Crew For Directions

This hydro-bubble or hydro-pod sounds like a fun idea in a pool or a placid lake, but NOT IN THE OCEAN!

Get this... this adventurer is planning to try it again.

As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon."

Thursday, October 02, 2014

Ruinous Meet

Did you ever believe you'd see such a nexus of presidential disaster?

How stupid can you be to pose for this pic?

Wednesday, October 01, 2014

A Remembrance Of Beers Past

I got a chuckle out of this one...

Study: Main Ingredient Found In Beer Can Help Improve Memory

Then thanks to: Alightfromabove :

CLIFF CLAVEN KNEW THIS YEARS AGO! It is called the Buffalo Theory...

Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

I almost forgot to post about this.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Great? Seriously?

This headline alone made me vomit a little in the back of my throat...

OBAMA: “Wherever I See Folks, They Always Say… You’re So Great” "

If not for alternative media, we'd have no free press at all.

Monday, September 29, 2014

National Coffee Day

Free Coffee Deals For National Coffee Day

Okay people, go out and wake up... for free.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

I Could've Told You This Long Ago

What a surprise...



What else is new?

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Triple Breasted Nutcase

Kind of sounds like a bird species, but it's not...

Woman Who Claimed To Have Surgery To Add Third Breast Exposed As Hoaxer

I could've told you that in a New York minute.

Of course she's from Tampa. Why am I not surprised.


2014 Ig Nobel Awards

2014 Ig Nobel Awards Honor Nasal Tampons Made Of Bacon

*Still shaking my head*

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Everyone Sems To Be In Such A Hurry To Scream ‘Racism’ These Days.

From Kirsty Eli and just for fun:

A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?”
The assistant asks, “Are you Irish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am, but let me ask you something…

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?”

The assistant says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says, “Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why
did you ask me if I’m Irish?”

The assistant replied, “Because you’re in AutoZone.”

Monday, September 22, 2014

Six Bad Apples

To quote the old song, "One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl, oooo....

The Weekend I Quit Watching All Football
After A Week of Troubling News Across the Sport, It's Time To Take A Timeout

Seriously, don't be such a whiny baby, Jason Gay.

Friday, September 19, 2014

Moochelle The Dietician?

I think not with that caboose...

Typical – As Michelle Obama Purges School Vending Machines Of Sugary Snacks, White House Machine Sells 590 Calorie Honey Buns

Lots of people misattribute the quote, "Let them eat cake" to Marie Antoinette, but it's very possible that the phrase, "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche", (Let them eat brioche) was uttered 100 years before her time by Marie-Therese, the wife of Louis XIV.

So maybe we should be using the phrase "Good for me, but not for thee" instead.

It still sucks.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Hilarious Prank

Have a laugh.


Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Athletic Shenanigans

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I love the game, but it's obvious that some of the players need to exercise control of their behavior or they should lose their jobs.

Check out these stats:

NFL Arrests Database

Behave or get out.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Domestic Terrorism

Why Is The Brendan Tevlin Murder So Underreported?

Why indeed.

Monday, September 15, 2014

Race And Fame Card

From comes this exclusive:

Django Unchained' Actress -- Cops: After Car Sex She Pulls Race, Fame Card (POLICE AUDIO)

The sense of entitlement is rampant these days.

The rules apply to you, but not to me.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

If I Did It...

Nicole Brown’s Sister: Pistorius Is Another O.J.

I guess we'll never know for sure.

Friday, September 12, 2014

Yearbook Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... yearbook cat and ... Mr. Bigglesworth didn't even go to high school!

Student Fulfills Dream Of Taking Yearbook Photo With His Cat

Nay or yay?

I say go kitty!

Happy Friday everybody!

Thursday, September 11, 2014


Since 2001, I've always found myself a bit depressed this time of year, and if you feel as I do, then I want to steer you towards something happier.

Patriots Delight 6,609 School Kids Form The Largest ‘Living’ American Flag On Record

It made me feel better this year.

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

No Moochie!

I loved this when I read it cause it was so totally Joan...

Joan Rivers Banned Adele, Michelle Obama From Funeral

I don't understand the Adele part, but the Moochie part resonates with me... a lot!

I am so going to miss your wicked wit, Joan.

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