Septemberfest

Why is it called Oktoberfest when it starts in September?

Anyway, this could be in Munich or somewhere in Wisconsin...

Talk Like A Pirate Day

Talk Like A Pirate Day 2019

Avast me hearties. I'm ready to roll.

Can you tell what has eight legs, eight arms and eight eyes???? That would be eight pirates!!!

The Love Of Jesus

I was going to post this on for Cat Blog Friday, but decided we could all use a little love before then.

Good Old Days

Living the high life: Breathtaking Manhattan views from the top of the world’s tallest residential building - 1,500ft Central Park Tower - where a 112th-floor penthouse will cost $63million

Yes, it's a beautiful sight of my old camping grounds, but it would sure be a lot better with the Twin Towers standing proud off shot.

*sigh*

I hate to harp on it, but September has affected me this way since 2001. I guess it always will.

Compare & Contrast

The above is a pic of Trump's New Mexico rally.

Weak Two: Empty Seats Outnumber Fans In Several NFL Stadiums

I'm not going to get into what happened at each individual NFL game this second "weak." Read the article for the details.

In the meantime, the point is...

President Trump fills a stadium better & faster than the NFL because he stands for America and he stands for the flag.

Some people still don't get it.

KAGA 2020

Philippine Myth

In Philippine mythology, the Tiyanak is a dangerous creature that disguises itself as a baby abandoned in the forest. It cries uncontrollably to lure you. As you rescue the precious baby, you are actually met with a horrifying beast, with sharp claws and a vicious bite.

Sounds like a typical toddler to me 😂

Never Forget

Trek Wars

I want this shirt.

Diverse Trash

Rep. Ilhan Omar More Treacherous Than "Controversial"

I'm glad someone is finally agreeing with me on this.

No Mention Of Clintons

Remember when investigative journalist Daphne Caruana Galizia was murdered in a car bombing in October 2017? I ran across this recent article about it in Forbes:

The Murder Of Daphne Caruana Galizia And The Issue Of Corruption in Malta

Not one word about the Clinton connection with the Panama papers.

If you want a more honest article about the death of this brave investigative journalist, read this one:

Maltese Journalist Who Published Clinton-Linked Panama Papers Dies In Car Bomb Explosion

It's an eye opener.

Bestest Photo

This is the sweetest most fantabulous family friendly photo of all time. I really don't know how you can top this.

Signs of Humor

Alien Stapler

Brilliant. pic.twitter.com/vtCH1MeoRP

— Only in America (@Crazzyintheusa) August 23, 2019

I thought this was very clever.

A Portrait Of Dorian

This is the latest on Hurricane Dorian. It may spare us on the west coast of Florida, but it will pound the east coast and who know's how far up it will go.

I pray for all the people in its wake.

Gaffney OK With Biden Gaffes

"So What?": South Carolina Democrats Not Bothered By Joe Biden's Gaffes

The people of Gaffney, South Carolina are willing to overlook the long list of gaffes that Joe Biden has committed.

🤣

The peachoid water tower of Gaffney says a lot about the thinking of the people there.

Cat Blog Friday

A ver ... quién es más valiente que este gato? pic.twitter.com/Llv6c3iflv

— Gustavo Vela (@GustavoVela71) August 28, 2019

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a Florida cat that knows how to handle pesky gators.

Happy Friday, everybody!

I will definitely enjoy the last peaceful Friday before Hurricane Dorian hits the state. After that, who knows...

Here We Go Again

Hurricane Dorian Could Be Worst Storm To Hit Central Florida In Three Decades If Current Track Holds, Meteorologist Says

I'm a veteran of many hurricanes so I know that you can never prepare enough for their arrival because they can surprise even the best meteorologists.

Prepared or not, it's always scary to know that one is bearing down on you.

At least we don't have the huge dying 70 foot oak tree looming over our house anymore. [Yes, that is my finger top left. I have much to learn about cell phone camera action 😁]



For now we're watching and waiting and the rest is up to God.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... an actual portrait of our kitty Taz.

The artist wants $90 for the original. I think it's a little much. Any thoughts about that?

Elites

All The People Who Think They Are Better Than You Are Much, Much Worse

That the "so called" elites are no better than the average American is not a new concept for me.

All The D'Oh D'Oh Day

Joe Biden Recalls MLK, Bobby Kennedy Assassinations 'In The Late 70s'

Sadly, some people will overlook Biden's obvious inability to govern and vote for him anyway.

Thanks MSM. We owe it all you /s

Friend Of Hillary

You know the prison where cameras malfunction and guards take three hour naps.

Tree Fall

This happened last Friday. A piece of our old oak tree fell and messed up our deck, my she shed, and nudged a part of our neighbor's roof.

On Tuesday, our tree service came for the rest of the tree. We measured it and the circumference was 17 feet and that didn't include the missing chunck.

Fredo Not So Friendo

CNN’s Chris Cuomo Filmed Erupting At Heckler Who Called Him ‘Fredo’: ‘I’ll F*cking Ruin Your Sh*t’

Wow, friendo, you are seriously in need of anger management.

If I called you Sonny or Michael would you feel better?

Trump getting you down?

Lubber Time

The worst part of the Florida summer isn't the heat, it's the lubbers (Romalea microptera). They are HUGE grasshoppers and they like my pool enclosure.

If you want to know more:

The airhead version: The Sassy Sandpiper - Much Ado About Lubbers

The scientific version : Eastern Lubber Grasshopper/Romalea microptera

Either one is just as creeperiforous.

Epstein's Final Visitor

Jeffrey Epstein Has Died By Suicide In Jail

Maybe she slipped him a My Pillow.

Whatchamacallit

This is incredibly satisfying pic.twitter.com/y1meoBKjwn

— Learn Something (@EarnKnowledge) August 6, 2019

I could definitely see this on my desk.

More Florida Fun

Miracle Strip Amusement Park

Too bad it's now abandoned because I'm loving the vampire dude entrance.

Sleepy Joe

Joe Biden: Criticism Of Obama During The Debate "surprised me"

Joe Biden must've been napping when the obama scandals happened.

Songs

Why Do Birds Sing?

Does anyone really know why birds sing? Let's just be grateful that they do.

Bye Now