Friday, August 29, 2014

Trek Selfie

Captain's log, stardate -308353.5.

Ultimate Star Trek selfie...

Who invited Kirk? Sir Patrick Stewart And The Next Generation Cast Take Super Star Trek Selfie... With William Shatner

Who invited Kirk, indeed! Captain Kirk was the progenitor and don't you forget it, Daily Mail.

Monday, August 25, 2014

Golf Address

When Maureen Dowd writes a column such as this one, you know you're a useless tool.

The Golf Address

At least on the golf course, Obama can't do any more damage to the country or the world.

Friday, August 22, 2014

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a playful kitten taking on a vicious Doberman.

Just kidding.

I have a Dobie very much like this one. Big teeth and a super sweet disposition. She weighs 90 pounds, but thinks she's a lap dog.

Happy Friday everybody!

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Homo neanderthalensis

I've only been saying this for years...


{Update: Can't get the link to work, but it has to do with the fact that Homo sapien sapien did interbreed with Homo neaderthalensis for a long time.]

Do you know anyone that fits the profile?

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Fun With Science

Did you know that if you removed all of the space between the atoms and molecules that make up the Empire State Building, the building would be reduced to the size of a grain of rice.


Friday, August 15, 2014

Super Mom

As a mom, I can relate. I wish I had thought of it myself...

Mom Creates App That Makes Kids Pick Up Phone… Or Else



Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Lauren Bacall 1924-2014

I hate these posts.

I know the news cycle is full of Robin Williams' death, and by now, everyone knows about it, and it is certainly a loss to most of us; at least I know it is a loss to me...

but unfortunately here's another loss...

Famed Actress Lauren Bacall Dies At 89

I named my second daughter after her.

RIP Lauren Bacall


RIP Robin Williams

Friday, August 08, 2014

World Cat Day

Today is World Cat Day and it happens to fall on Cat Blog Friday...

Happy World Cat Day! Here Are 22 Perfect GIFs To Honor Our Feline Overlords

Happy Friday, everybody!

Thursday, August 07, 2014

I Love Me This Picture

Is the heat on????


Tuesday, August 05, 2014

Vault Time

I guess it's time to look into your rectal vault this time to find your head...

Is Thinking Now Obsolete?

Mr. Sowell puts it more artfully than I do.

Monday, August 04, 2014

Unhappy Birthday

I don't care about your birthday.

Condoms come to mind...

New Alien?

My niece raised my hopes for Alien #5 with this...

Sigourney Weaver Talks Alien Isolation... Hints At Alien 5

When I read it, I found it was just a video game.


Comon, Sigourney... I want a new Alien movie.

Saturday, August 02, 2014

Yet Another Elephant Rampage

You can't make up this stuff...

Kenyan Man Who Wanted To 'Marry' Bill Clinton's Daughter Passes On

Or maybe you can... anyone remember "Chuckles Bites The Dust" episode from the Mary Tyler Moore show?

I'm laughing inappropriately right now.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Surprise, Surprise!

Like we didn't already surmise...

Secretive Far Left Network Uncovered

So much for the vast right wing conspiracy, eh, Hillary?

Wednesday, July 30, 2014


I would only add loving math and science.


Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Plane Tragedy

This tragic crash just got even worse...

Georgia Girl Struck By Plane On Florida Beach Dies

It's too soon to place blame, but I'd like to hear the pilot's side of the incident and how he wasn't able to avoid those people on the beach.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

New Wonder

I wasn't around during WWII, so to me, the iconic image of Wonder Woman is Lynda Carter. A new one (above) has been recently introduced at Comic-Con.

Our First Glimpse Of Batman V. Superman Includes The New Wonder Woman

My daughter J. and I have discussed this new Wonder Woman and my daughter doesn't think she's buff enough when compared to the Batman and Superman characters.

I think she's at least as buff as Lynda Carter was, but my problem is that she looks like Xena the Warrior Princess. Since when did Wonder Woman carry a sword?

Not that I recall.

My daughter suggested that while they were ripping off the Xena costume, they should've given her a chakram to throw.

I agree.

Chime in if you know the franchises and have an opinion.

Update: Below is Xena the Warrior Princess.

Friday, July 25, 2014

Costume Anyone?

Seriously, I'm not happy with my costume. It sucks and I'm not talking vampires.


Thursday, July 24, 2014

I Know Where Your Cat Lives

Florida State University professor, Owen Mundy, knows where you are because of where your cat lives...

I Know Where Your Cat Lives

I noticed no cat pictures in the map in Florida, so I'm not on Professor Mundy's radar.


I am banned in China, so I'm happy about that.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

It's Crying Time

It's time to 'fess up...

What movies made you cry?

I'll tell you, if you'll tell me.

Monday, July 21, 2014

Hokey Pokey Monday

I Was Addicted To The Hokey Pokey, But I Turned Myself About

Monday is just too early for the Hokey Pokey...

Saturday, July 19, 2014


It's Here: First Local Chikungunya Cases in Florida

It brings horrible pain, as though your bones are being crushed, but at least it doesn't kill you.

You only wish you were dead.

Friday, July 18, 2014

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a very macabre cat sighting... Orvillecopter? Orvilledrone?

Cats Away! Artist Turns His Dead Pet Into A Flying Helicopter


Can you say shameless self-promotion?


Have a happy Friday despite all the sickos in the world.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

No Food For You

French Tell Moslems To Sack Lunch It On Pork Days Or Go Hungry

Yeah, baby! Go hungry!

We could use some of that attitude here in the USA.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

All Is NOT Well

White House: We've Substantially Improved The Tranquility Of The Global Community

They say this with a straight face.


Don't they read the news?

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Hopatcong Serpent

Enormous Boa Constrictor On The Loose In Lake Hopatcong

Boa constrictor?

Perhaps an anaconda would be more likely...

Or Cecil the seasick sea serpent.


Friday, July 11, 2014

Illegal Immigration Prez

'I'm On Your Side, Man!': Obama Meets With Hispanic Hecklers Who Interrupted Texas Economic Speech With Immigration Complaints


What about being on OUR side for once.

Or is that too much to ask from an American president...

Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Florida Sign

Florida Road Construction Sign Hacked To Show Vulgar Message

Why am I not surprised that this happened in my county?

*forehead smack*

Florida is one crazy place to live.


Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Cautionary Tale

Man Dies In Custer Hot Dog Eating Contest

This is so sad. I can't help thinking that the Heimlich Maneuver would've been more effective in this case than CPR.

Monday, July 07, 2014

No Win For You

Study: World Cup Teams That Forbade Players From Sex Didn’t Advance Past Round of 16

I always thought this notion was ridiculous. I think people do better at anything when they're happy.

OK, I'll drop the subject now.


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