Low Prozac Levels

At the opening session of the National Association for Television Programming Executives, Ted Turner called FOX an arm of the Bush administration and compared FOXNEWS's popularity to Hitler's popular election to run Germany before WWII.

Flashback to 1996 when Turner compared Fox head, Rupert Murdoch to Hitler. Notice a pattern?

Sadly, this is another example of Mr. Turner's rare psychiatric disorder, fascistomentia, a mental illness characterized by delusions of fascism in places where it doesn't exist. For example, the facistomentated patient would look upon the innocuous cartoon character, Hello Kitty, as something like this:
[note: the photo is quite small, but it depicts a cat wearing a Nazi armband threatening a fish with 220 volts because it refuses to talk.]
It is sad, indeed...
Fortunately, there is hope for Mr. Turner's mental illness...a higher dose of Prozac should do the trick.