Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Hill Takes Spill


Blaming a lingering stomach virus, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton fainted Monday during a speech at the Saturn Club in Buffalo, New York. However, much speculation has circled around Senator Clinton's recent politically calculated turn towards the center of the Democratic party. One insider, who spoke on condition of anonymity, confided, "All that talk about rare abortions and frequent mention of God & prayer in her life just didn't agree with the Senator's stomach."

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