I kid you not. Irish police have issued a traffic hazard alert warning motorists to be beware of chickens crossing the road. This is especially problematic when chickens grow large enough to threaten humans, like the chicken in this picture.Why do chickens cross the road?
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To escape the vast right wing conspiracy.
Duh.
To prove they can screw up the roads as well as the people who drive them. And how much whiskey were those Irish yahoos drinking when they came up with that?
LOL! I like Albert Einstein's answer: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Or how about these:
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER: Did you actually see it cross the road? Or did you suddenly notice that it had appeared on the other side? You think you saw it cross the road, but that's an illusion. How many more chickens have to appear before you believe it?
Ain't cut & paste grand?
That giant chicken is going to peck that farmer's brains out!!!!
Chickens are just confused. Did you know that most chickens think you're a man? Weird, huh?
Bloggers, chickens, apparently it's all the vogue.
Ah, Mulder. The world's just not as great since X-Files jumped the shark.
Careful, J.D., I do have laser power now ;-)
No resemblance to a cat either.
Chooks of mass destruction: actually, that's quite a nice change, and we'll all be really full at Xmas lunch. That'll teach 'em.
the only thing i know for sure is that the chicken who crossed the road is not related to me... every single member of my family is too lazy to cross the road on foot!
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