Tuesday, May 30, 2006

The Truth Is.. In The Duck?



News of an apparent extraterrestrial being that was lodged in a duck's gizzard is grabbing headlines from San Francisco to cyberspace. Workers at the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Cordelia, CA, were stunned when they examined an x-ray of a mallard with a broken wing...

Yikes! Where are Mulder & Scully when you need them?

17 comments:

Jamie Dawn said...

Weird! That looks like a cat's face.

Jay Noel said...

The duck swallowed a baby alien. I believe they are selling the original X-ray film as a fundraiser.

cube said...

They are selling the x-ray on e-Bay because there is nothing that can't be sold to a gullible populace.

cube said...

The truth is... errant patterns of FECES!

elmers brother said...

I once had an errant pattern of feces. There is nothing funny about it.

nanc said...

please say that's not our effervescent plucky?

and elbro - wtf is an errant pattern of feces? wait a moment...maybe i don't really want to know.........

Anonymous said...

Shit Nanc!!!... Pretty obvious isn't it?

Focko Smitherman said...

It's not an alien, it's Ward Churchill!

Topwomen said...

cat, feces, alien---with those I have no problem. The real problems start when people start seeing the Virgin Mary somewhere in there and they start to worship the dang duck!

cube said...

I want to believe, but duckolatry is too much for anyone to swallow ;-)

Topwomen said...

HA!

prying1 said...

I see Mulder & Scully - They are just above and to the left of the alien!

elmers brother said...

Nanc - I think Ducky suffers from errant feces pattern every time he comments

nanc said...

then he would definitely see the "artsy-fartsy" in it!

Brooke said...

It's absolutely Ducky.

Anonymous said...

I think that ducks' goose is cooked!!!

cube said...

Yes, the duck died shortly thereafter... something he ate didn't agee with him ;-)