Thursday, February 16, 2012

Myocardial Infarction Burger



What are the odds of this happening while eating the above pictured burger...

Diner Suffers Cardiac Arrest While Eating A Triple Bypass Burger In Restaurant Called The Heart Attack Grill

I think this burger qualifies for the name Quadruple Bypass Burger.

21 comments:

sue hanes said...

Still - It does look good cube.

I like catchup, onion and pickle on a hamburger (never touch any of that now - though - except the onion and maybe some dill pickle)

and then I used to like a little catchup, mayonnaise and lettuce on a hamburger - that is good!

But I'll tell ya folks those White Castle hamburgers are bad - make me sick.

What do you like on your hamburger - Cube.

cube said...

There is way too much meat for me.
I love a burger, but it has to be thin and well done. The only double patty burger I eat is the Big Mac and only because there's extra bread.

As for condiments, I like ketchup, mayo, tomato, lettuce, onion and cheese. I prefer the pickle on the side.

I love White Castle burgers! We have to get them frozen where I live, but we have Krystal burgers which are very similar. My girls and I can put away quite a few of them. Like you, Mr. Cube doesn't like them at all. We say "Good, more for us." :-)

silly rabbit said...

I could never eat it. As it is, the man and I split a burger when we have one. That is way too much meat and cheese.

I have never had a White Castle burger and would love to try one. I have had a home made "slider" at someone's house once.

I have the same on my burger... and the pickles have no chance of making it to the bun anyway.

BeckEye said...

I remember seeing that place on a Food Network show...something about extreme restaurants. I wonder if this doofus will try to sue the place for doing exactly what it advertises?

cube said...

Silly Rabbit: We had a big family reunion two weeks ago and Mr. Cube's cousin, who has four kids under nine, brought a bunch of tiny burger patties and tiny buns. Sliders are a great idea for kids who can't finish a big burger.

In college I worked at a sub shop and pickles were served cut in fourths lengthwise. I have loved them that way ever since.

cube said...

BeckEye: I wouldn't be surprised if he did try to sue. The Heart Attack Grill owner has come out in front of it by saying the man owes him for saving his life. According to him, the man was already sick and the giant burger only opened his eyes to his heart disease

Jay Noel said...

We have a bunch of White Castles out here in Missouri!

And I believe the name of the Grill and the actual sandwich qualify as disclosure statements. So I don't think he can sue the establishment.

I mean, he had all kinds of clues and warnings about consuming such a monstrosity of a burger.

Jay (The Phoenix)

Oh, and consider getting rid of the captcha below. It's starting to get ridiculous. Bots don't attack Blogger like it used to.

dmarks said...

"Death by Chocolate", beware

silly rabbit said...

Mmmmm... I love pickles that way too. Kosher or garlic dills!

Brooke said...

What are the odds? I'd say pretty good! :)

I could eat an onion burger, personally.

I'll bet that bottom bun is soggy. Ugh.

dmarks said...

If the diner had chosen to spill hot coffee in his lap, he'd be a millionaire for sure.

Trekkie4Ever said...

You couldn't pay me to eat all that! Yech! Give a salad any day.

That mess probably clogged every single artery in that person's body.

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Z said...

can one meal REALLY give you a heart attack? If so, I'm a little worried about the steak tonight :-)

sue hanes said...

Cube - I miss you - but I respect that you are doing what is Most Important to you - but I still check to see if there is a new Box
a couple times a day.

cube said...

Jay Noel: I think you're right about the disclaimers from the restaurant, but I don't think it will stop the patient from trying to squeeze some kind of settlement from them. Time will tell.

As far as getting rid of the captcha, I'm thinking about it. Some are ridiculously hard to decipher. Maybe if we all complain to Blogger, they'll change it back.

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