Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Yes, I wore green today. Now here's some Irish humor:

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.

"The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."


Cheers, everyone!


At March 17, 2015 3:36 PM, Blogger Lux Ganzon said...

Gotcha! Haha.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

At March 17, 2015 3:51 PM, Blogger cube said...

You go, girl. Thanks for stopping by. Happy St. Patty's Day to you and yours.

At March 17, 2015 4:07 PM, Blogger Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahahaha. I kind of saw that coming. He's Irish after all and they can drink.

Have a fabulous day and a Happy St. Patrick's Day too. ☺

At March 17, 2015 4:25 PM, Blogger cube said...

Sandee: I saw the drinking part, but I din't see the wheelchair part. That was a good one on me.

At March 18, 2015 7:33 AM, Blogger DaBlade said...

Haha! I'm happy he didn't try to drive his chair home.

At March 18, 2015 2:29 PM, Blogger cube said...

DaBlade: Yeah, that's true. I tell my mathematically oriented friends to not drink and derive. It can be lethal.


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