Seconds after being awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Godzilla employs his radioactive breath to destroy everything that got in his way in the Hollywood suburb.
Japanese scientists had warned the Walk of Fame committee that Godzilla's brain was incapable of comprehending the meaning of an honorary award. "We advised the Americans to just let sleeping Gojira lie in the mountain, but no, they wouldn't listen." said Dr. Inoshiro Tanaka, Director of Monster Island near Tokyo.
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May I refer you to the Earth's biggest movie database @ www.imdb.com where you will see how they refer to the incredible, unstoppable titan of terror...Gojira, from the original Toho Studios release in 1954.
Let me further enlighten you...Gojira is the original Japanese name for Godzilla & is a combination of gorilla & the Japanese word for whale, kujira.
You need to lighten up, dude.
What you should have told Mr. Azikawa was "kung fu to you too, grass hoppa!"
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