Beware of The BLOG...it creeps, it leaps, it glides & slides all over the place.
The secret to a long life would seem to be not moving unless there is a very compelling reason to.
Jonathan the Tortoise reaches ripe old age of 183 all by himself on an island in the south Atlantic. Now a do-gooder doctor is putting him on a healthy diet and signed him up on obamacare. Bye bye Johnny.
I thought I was old.
Does this mean no more bacon, steaks and pizza. Why would he want to live longer?
Nope, I'm the oldest living land animal.
Those tortoises can live a long, long time. They have to, i think, to get anywhere!
I am pretty sure they need to check Jonathan. He appears to be fossilized.
I can attest for Kid.
Kid is older than 183-year-old Johnny? If we are measuring in tortoise years, these last 7 years have aged me about 200 turtles.
ha bet he aint on no taco cleanse! LOL
Cube - Think of all the things this tortoise has seen. How the world has changed since he has been alive.
Tortoises have always appealed to me.What's more, I appeal to them! For some weird reason, turtles are drawn to me. Even the personnel at the zoo have commented on how tortoises are drawn to me: they lumber over and actually seem to want me to pet their extended heads.
The comments here were fabulous. Very funny and witty... good job, everyone.
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