Friday, January 08, 2016

Meet Jonathan



World's Oldest Living Land Animal, Jonathan The Tortoise, Gets A New Lease On Life After Vet Puts Him On A Healthy Diet... At The Age Of 183

Keep on keepin' on, you poor old thing.



13 Comments:

At January 08, 2016 12:38 PM, Blogger LL said...

The secret to a long life would seem to be not moving unless there is a very compelling reason to.

 
At January 08, 2016 5:36 PM, Blogger DaBlade said...

Jonathan the Tortoise reaches ripe old age of 183 all by himself on an island in the south Atlantic. Now a do-gooder doctor is putting him on a healthy diet and signed him up on obamacare. Bye bye Johnny.

 
At January 08, 2016 6:35 PM, Blogger Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I thought I was old.

 
At January 08, 2016 7:46 PM, Blogger Jan said...

Does this mean no more bacon, steaks and pizza. Why would he want to live longer?

 
At January 08, 2016 8:43 PM, Blogger Kid said...

Nope, I'm the oldest living land animal.

 
At January 08, 2016 11:57 PM, Blogger messymimi said...

Those tortoises can live a long, long time. They have to, i think, to get anywhere!

 
At January 09, 2016 7:41 AM, Blogger Granny Annie said...

I am pretty sure they need to check Jonathan. He appears to be fossilized.

 
At January 09, 2016 8:55 PM, Blogger Z said...

I can attest for Kid.

 
At January 10, 2016 9:06 AM, Blogger DaBlade said...

Kid is older than 183-year-old Johnny? If we are measuring in tortoise years, these last 7 years have aged me about 200 turtles.

 
At January 10, 2016 10:14 AM, Blogger WomanHonorThyself said...

ha bet he aint on no taco cleanse! LOL

 
At January 11, 2016 9:01 AM, Blogger sue hanes said...

Cube - Think of all the things this tortoise has seen. How the world has changed since he has been alive.

 
At January 11, 2016 12:51 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Tortoises have always appealed to me.

What's more, I appeal to them! For some weird reason, turtles are drawn to me. Even the personnel at the zoo have commented on how tortoises are drawn to me: they lumber over and actually seem to want me to pet their extended heads.

 
At January 11, 2016 7:09 PM, Blogger cube said...

The comments here were fabulous. Very funny and witty... good job, everyone.

 

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