Proof that some people have more money than brains:
HOT POTATO: SPUD PHOTOGRAPH SELLS FOR $1.08 MILLION
Photographer Kevin Abosch says, "I see commonalities between humans and potatoes that speak to our relationship as individuals within a collective species. Generally, the life of a harvested potato is violent and taken for granted. I use the potato as a proxy for the ontological study of the human experience."
Also proof that I'm in the wrong business.