Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Snow Name



Create your name in the snow here .

And watch out for the yellow snow ;-)

Monday, November 13, 2006

Dog Tech



From RealTechNews comes Disturbing Dog Technologies such as the Poopsadaisy...a pack that carries your dog's poop around its neck.

Or the Dog-Powered Scooter... so that your dog can carry you and it's own poop all over town.

Mostly, it does seem like dogs are on the losing end of high tech gadget advances.

Aid And Comfort



Thank you, America.

Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Hoseini-Khamenei, calls a democrat win a victory for Iran.

That says it all.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Face Bra?



Hailed as the latest anti-ageing miracle... would you wear a face bra?

Before you answer, go here to read about the price of ageless beauty.

Yikes, that thing reminds me of the old B movie, "The Brain That Would Not Die."



One of my favorite movies, but the unfortunate character of the diembodied head, played by Virgina Leith, is not one I would like to emulate.

I'll think pass on the face bra.

I grow old. I grow old. I will wear my trousers rolled.

;-)

Never Shoot Rockets Out Of Your Bum, Mate!



What is also being called the Bumfire incident, a UK man is in the hosptial with severe internal injuries after launcing a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket from his rear end.

See the video here
if you dare!

OUCH!

As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon!"

Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

...a pair of these kitty glasses from Goopymart would make me happy :-)

Happy Friday, everbody!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Teh Internets



No, it's not Cat Blog Friday ;-)

Teh cat is just one of the many clever illustrated Internet acronyms by Goopymart .

Check them out.

KTHXBAI.

Absent Eyebrows



Out of Grand Rapids, Iowa comes this cautionary tale about teens and alcohol.

It's all fun and games until someone loses their eyebrows.

It's good that there are replacement kits all over the Internet in all colors.

OohRah!




Happy 231st Birthday to the U.S. Marine Corps tomorrow!

Thank you for your service to our country.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

For The Ministry Of Silly Walks File



India Halts Pakistan Border Goose-stepping Ahead Of Talks .

Thank goodness. I can see how dueling silly walks might interfere with peace talks.

Speedy Cubers



From Reuters comes a story about the upcoming Competitive Rubik's Cube Solving Contest .

This weekend Tyson Mao, 22, will try to regain the title of world blindfold Rubik's Cube champion, a title he lost last year to his friend Leeann Loo who beat his time of one minute 58 seconds by 30 seconds.

1 minute 28 seconds... blindfolded?????

Mao took up playing with Rubik's Cubes about three years ago, introduced to the puzzle by his younger brother Toby who currently holds the world record for solving the Rubik's Cube -- 10.48 seconds.

10.48 seconds?????

Yikes!

The Speaker Speaks



I woke up this morning and I heard Nancy Pelosi say:

"We nude a nee direction."

Yikes, we nude a nee speekur.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Perilous Pelosi



Under the leadership of Nancy Pelosi(D-CA)...

* 91% of Democrats voted against terrorist surveillance legislation.
* 83% of Democrats voted against military tribunals for terrorists.
* 79% of Democrats voted against the Patriot Act.

Frightful looks aside, the really scary thing about Nancy Pelosi are her politics.

She doesn't speak for me.

And she shouldn't speak for the House.

Get out and vote Republican.

Vote GOP



I voted. Now it's up to you.

Monday, November 06, 2006

The Perils Of Pelosi



It's all about the turnout.

Don't stay home tomorrow.

Get out and vote.

Vote GOP!

Aluminum Art



Recycle approximately 27, 12 oz aluminum cans into a desktop Starship Enterprise or many other works of art with TESSCAR ALUMINUM CRAFT plans

Sweet. Just keep bandaids on hand.

Friday, November 03, 2006

High Stakes Vote



From World Net Daily comes this sobering article entitled Mideast Terror Leaders To U.S.: Vote Democrat .

--Jihad Jaara, senior member of al Aksa Martyr Brigade, wants you to vote democratic.

--Muhammad Saadi, senior leader of Islamic Jihad, wants you to vote democratic.

--Abu Abdullah, leader of Hamas' military wing, wants you to vote democratic.

--Abu Ayman, Islamic Jihad leader in Jenin, wants you to vote democratic.

Who do you think is going to keep you safer?

Think before you vote...

Then vote Republican.

Cat Blog Friday



On this Cat Blog Friday so close to Halloween...

... a cat trick or treating for kibbles.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

The Clean Dead



From the strange rituals department, comes this story about the Day of the Dead celebrations in the Yucatan village of Pomuch, where families exhume their dead after three years in the grave and clean their dried bones and skulls – often with hair attached – and then transfer them to wooden crates on permanent display in open funeral niches.

*shudder* I'm glad I'm not a Mayan.

Dog Vader



The Sith Pug.

Just a little silliness because I need a break from the politics...

The Joke's On Kerry



Our troops drop a "smart bomb" on Kerry.

But you'd have a hard time finding it because the liberal press is in full Dems protection mode. This wonderful photo didn't make the pages of the N.Y. Times, or the Boston Globe, the Washington Times, or any major newspaper, except for the New York Post that printed it on the cover.

Despite all the help from his liberal pals in the MSM, the botched joke explanation & non-apology won't absolve Kerry. His history of ridiculous charges against our military, now some from 1972, stands alone and reveals his true self, namely that of an unpatriotic fool.

And Kerry is not alone. The liberals have an anti-military bias that predisposes them to be soft on terror and soft on defense.

Remember this when you vote on Tuesday.


[The BLOG note: photo credit to the Drudge Report]

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Kerry Kerfuffle



John Kerry opens mouth and promptly inserts foot.

The latest Kerry faux pas is BIG news, especially when the midterm election is so close. You'd think it would be front page news, right?

Wrong. It depends on which paper you read.

The New York Times put it on page 18, and then, 15 paragraphs into the story!

Sheesh! No wonder their readership is way down.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Military Scorn



John Kerry didn't support the U.S. Military in 1971.



And John Kerry doesn't support the U.S. Military today.

This is the face of today's Democratic party. They will cut military funding and hang our troops out to dry because they don't support our troops. They don't respect the men and women who are fighting the terrorists on our behalf.

The liberals don't want America to win the global war on terror.

The stakes are too high to let the liberals take charge of national security.

Vote Republican.

Happy Halloween!



Party, but not too hearty!

Happy Halloween, everybody!

The Great Pumpkin



President Bush picks out the perfect pumpkin.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Voter Fraud


THE A.C.O.R.N. DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE.



Voter registration fraud is being perpetrated in St. Louis and Kansas City by a liberal group known as the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (A.C.O.R.N.) and chances are you haven't heard about it because it's not being widely reported.

Newsbusters has the links here .

The liberals don't play fair and square.

No surprise there.

One more reason to vote Republican.

BOO!



Imagine opening the door to the PIAPS tomorrow night...

YIKES!

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Jaws Tuba Man Dies



Remember the theme song for the movie "Jaws" and those ominious notes that put the fear of sharks and the water into so many of us?

TA DUM, TA DUM, TA DUM, TA DUM...

Well, out of the AP comes news that Tommy Johnson, whose tuba "put the shark teeth" into the Jaws theme song died on Octber 16, at the age of 71.

Johnson, a veteran studio musician, played on thousands of movie scores over nearly 50 years, including "The Godfather," "Titanic," and the Star Trek series.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Google-eyed Cat Blog Friday



For this Cat Blog Friday...

...a cat who tried to blog last night and all it got was a GOOGLE error.

Everything seems back to normal...for now.

Happy Friday, everybody!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

UBL Democrats



From Examiner.com comes Muslims Mobilize For November Vote .

According to Mukit Hossain, president of the Virginia Muslim Political Action Committee, his group is working to mobilize voters to get out and vote Democratic.

You need to ask yourself why are moslems mobilizing to vote Democratic...

And you need to ask yourself why anybody would vote Democratic...

Just one more reason to vote Republican.