Thursday, October 06, 2005

Dragonfly Diet




The average dragonfly can eat its own weight in 30 minutes. Just like millionaire "documentary" filmmaker, Michael Moore.

Sorry, but I can't resist gratuitous fat humor at Michael Moore's expense.

15 comments:

Jamie Dawn said...

Skewer him all you want; it won't offend me a bit.

I didn't know that dragonflies were such pigs!

cube said...

I only apologize because poking fun ar Moore's girth is not very original.

As for dragonflies, aren't you glad they're not bigger?

cary said...

He only eats his own weight? Has he gone on a diet?

Dragonflys are so cool. I could watch them buss around for hours.

Jen said...

Michael Moore bugs the living crap out of me (and the dead and undead crap, too.)

I didn't know that about dragonflies! I imagine they have a pretty outrageous metabolism, though. That's cool!

Jessica said...

Yeah, but how much does a dragonfly weigh? An ounce?

Dak-Ind said...

michael moore is a walking fat joke, he just cries out to be skewered!

cube said...

It's all relative. Yes, a dragonfly is light, but to the dragonfly, it's still its whole body weight. In other words, it's big to the dragonfly, who must eat voraciously to maintain its metabolic output.

Jamie Dawn said...

Oh my goodness! If dragonflies were as big as cows, it would be terrifying!

cube said...

Yes, we humans would be like Chinese food for the cow-sized dragonflies, except they'd be hungry again in a half hour.

Jessica said...

Cow-sized dragonflies are weird, but dragonfly sized cows...now THAT's freaky!
How would you milk them? Tiny tweezers.

cube said...

LOL! Now there's an image.

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Anonymous said...

but dragon flies are so thin i wish i could do that ...

cube said...

apple: lol. I think we'd all wish for that ;-)

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