Monday, April 12, 2010


Boy is this the truth!

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great

Lot of truth here!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well I forwarded it to you so where does that put me?

[The BLOG note: This came to me via email thanks to MF.]


At April 12, 2010 2:55 PM, Blogger Z said...

SO funny that you posted this, too..and today! I like your image better than mine!

Thanks for coming by, Cube. xxx
am hoping to get a REALLY good recipe at the food blog some time that was served on Easter..mmmm

At April 12, 2010 4:59 PM, Blogger cube said...

Thank you, Z. I'm finally free of the taxes and have more free time. I'll be dropping by more often.

At April 12, 2010 7:07 PM, Blogger Teresa said...

That was great!! And so true! Libs= thought police
Libs want to try and control everyone and their actions surrounding them.

At April 12, 2010 8:54 PM, Blogger Chuck said...


At April 12, 2010 9:10 PM, Blogger BeckEye said...

Well, the last point is clearly designed to paint liberals who would delete this as humorless. But that's silly, because why would they forward such a one-sided piece on? It's not even written in a comical tone, so it's just a list of generalizations.

To make this actually funny, it should seek to offend all. For example:

If a conservative is homosexual, he hides out in airport bathrooms.
If a liberal is homosexual, he throws office tickle parties.

OK, so maybe that's not super hilarious, but you see what I mean.

But here is the REAL TRUTH: Conservatives are too conservative. Liberals are too liberal. I am somewhere in between conservative and liberal. If everyone were more like me, the world would be a better place. ;)

At April 13, 2010 11:19 AM, Blogger Steve Harkonnen said...

This is going on my Facebook. Thanks mucho!


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