Wednesday, February 09, 2011

The Blue Pigeon



The Blue Pigeon...

The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix .

He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads.

It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.

'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions.
Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question.'

The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky.

All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall.

The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons.

Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing,the mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question.

The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE question.


Do you think the Mayor is going to ask how the blue pigeon led all the pigeons away?

Do you think the Mayor is going to ask where all the pigeons went?

Do you think he is going to ask where the man got the blue pigeon?


Nooooooo!


The mayor asked:


'Do you have a blue Mexican?'


[The BLOG note: Hat tip to my sister for emailing this very funny joke. PC be damned.]

30 Comments:

At February 09, 2011 2:32 PM, Blogger Jan said...

LAMO!!

I haven't heard that one, but being from California, I kind of saw where it was going.

 
At February 09, 2011 2:33 PM, Blogger Jan said...

That's LMAO...

 
At February 09, 2011 3:15 PM, Blogger Mustang said...

LMAO ....

That is so funny!

 
At February 09, 2011 4:30 PM, Blogger cube said...

Jan: I knew what you meant the first time. I haven't heard one complaint from this joke so far.

Mustang: Glad you liked it too.

 
At February 09, 2011 5:34 PM, Anonymous Catherine Barry said...

Leaves me to wonder... did he have a blue Obama???? LOL!!! Great joke Cube!

 
At February 09, 2011 8:48 PM, Blogger Brooke said...

I'm with CB! Where can we get a blue Obama! LOL!

 
At February 09, 2011 9:02 PM, Blogger Chuck said...

Funny

 
At February 09, 2011 9:50 PM, Blogger Karen Howes said...

Hee hee.

Amen-- overthrow the tyranny of political correctness!

 
At February 09, 2011 11:17 PM, Blogger Z said...

man, THIS post took nerve..GOD BLESS YOU, Cube!
I have heard this in different morphs... love it :-)

 
At February 12, 2011 9:19 AM, Blogger ONLINE MASTER said...

dictators away

 
At February 25, 2011 1:48 PM, Blogger bernie said...

Actually this is a variation of the Bronze Rat story.

 
At February 25, 2011 2:43 PM, Blogger cube said...

Catherine Berry: Blue Obmama... lol!

Brooke: Same here.

Chuck: Yes, it's funny.

Karen Howes: I want the old days where no one was free from ridicule. I do. I really do.

 
At February 25, 2011 2:50 PM, Blogger cube said...

Z: If the Thought Police comes for me, I can always blame the polyhedron next to me. We do tend to huddle together ;-)

ONLINE MASTER: Indeed!

bernie: True, but The Blue Pigeon is funnier.

 
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