Friday, February 25, 2011

The Thin Mints Avenger



Of course, this had to happen in Florida...

Girl Scout Cookies Lead To Assault

You can't see me, but I'm shaking my head in disbelief.

20 comments:

Jan said...

Cut her some slack, Cube. They were Thin Mints. THIN MINTS.

cube said...

Jan, I can't concur. I find the union of chocolate and mint to be an abomination of tastefulness. I love chocolate and I love mint, but not together. I don't like Peppermint Patties either. YUK!

Now, I might beat someone over Pepperidge Farms Chocolate Chip cookies, but never over a Thin Mint ;-)

BeckEye said...

What Jan said. I just had some Thin Mints the other day. Believe me, I was guarding them like a pit bull.

As far as your chocolate/mint aversion, well, you're just weird. That's all there is to it.

cube said...

BeckEye: lol! I am a little weird, but nothing as sick & twisted as your POV. I have never, OK except for this one time, mentioned fire crotches in my blog. Comon.

J. Noel said...

I actually do love chocolate and mint together. So I'm a fan of thin mints. But I would never bite a woman's breast for them.

Leticia said...

I love the Girl Scouts Thin Mints, but I wouldn't threaten someone's life over it!

Good grief!! Give the woman her mints!!

"Hide yo wife’s cookies, hide yo kids cookies, hide yo husband’s cookies, cuz she be eatin’ errbody’s cookies up in here!" LOL!!

cube said...

J.Noel: I seem to be in the minority when it comes to not being a fan of the chocolate/mint combo, but I agree with you about
not biting a woman's breast. Nevah!

Leticia: It made me laugh too.

Dem yo cookies?

Bill Y said...

I would just give her the mints. I'm the type of guy who can handle myself but she has the look of someone that would do anything for those mints and sometimes it's best to just walk away.

Brooke said...

400lbs and she managed to jump on someone?

Impressive.

Now, if those were those coconut carmel cookies...

I might fight over that.

Chuck said...

Florida does seem to have it's share of whackos

Mustang said...

You see? This is the very thing Sarah Palin was talking about. We should all be thankful the argument wasn’t over Reece's Peanut Butter Cups.

Z said...

THIN MINTS?

If Mrs Obama takes more charge, will cookies even be able to be referred to as THIN ANYTHING?

Paul Champagne said...

This is preposterous!!!!

Thanks-A-Lots and Samoas I can see, but thin mints???

Yuch!!!

Teresa said...

Oh my! This takes the cake! Or I mean cookies. The things people will do for Girl Scout cookies. This is ludicrous. Maybe she should have had a leash on her thin mints? Women and their hormones going out of control.

cube said...

Bill Y: The crazy woman went off on her roommate because the roommate allegedly gave the Thin Mints to the crazy woman's children. I don't think there was any appeasing her at the point she attacked.

Brooke: 400 lbs AND she was able to not only leap upon her roommate, but also bite her breast. Oh, the humanity. All for a thin cookie.

cube said...

Chuck: I feel alone here... all alone.

Mustang: Are you inferring that we all have a breaking point? As a warning, I don't think anyone should get between me and cheesecake ;-)

Patrick Carroll said...

When I first read "Thin Mints" I assumed they were some kind of diet product...Err, apparently not!

WomanHonorThyself said...

good grief girl..I LUV thin mints! .have a blessed Sunday~!

Karen Howes said...

Dear God.

So when do we get to see her pull out her roommate's weave on Jerry Springer?

Karen Howes said...

@ Patrick, Thin Mints are only the most sublime Girl Scout cookies around-- great with a glass of milk.

Most assuredly NOT diet, however! :-P