Wednesday, October 01, 2014

A Remembrance Of Beers Past



I got a chuckle out of this one...

Study: Main Ingredient Found In Beer Can Help Improve Memory

Then thanks to: Alightfromabove :

CLIFF CLAVEN KNEW THIS YEARS AGO! It is called the Buffalo Theory...

Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


I almost forgot to post about this.

8 comments:

sue hanes said...

Cube - Maybe I should take up beer drinking. I haven't been drinking beer since we came back from Germany years ago. I liked their beer. Maybe that's why my husband is so smart!

cube said...

Personally, I love beer, but I gave up drinking it because of the calories. Even though I'm not overweight, I don't want the extra carbohydrates in my diet. I do have one once in a while.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I am one intelligent SOB.

Sandee said...

I don't drink beer either, but I love this analogy. Thinning the herd is a great idea.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

cube said...

Woodsterman (Odie): I bet you are ;-)

cube said...

Sandee: Darwin's awards? Sounds like a thinning the herd thing.

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