Saturday, June 17, 2017

Cold Water

This is an oldie but goodie for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted .


Meet Coldwater...


At June 17, 2017 7:50 AM, Blogger messymimi said...

Heeheehee! That's what i was afraid of!

At June 17, 2017 9:49 AM, Blogger Jan said...


At June 17, 2017 12:36 PM, Blogger Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. I just linked this to Silly Sunday. Good one.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

At June 18, 2017 1:36 PM, Blogger Mike Golch said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha,That's a kneeslapper!

At June 20, 2017 5:03 PM, Blogger cube said...

Messymimi: I didn't guess the punchline when I first heard it, but looking back the clues are obvious.

At June 20, 2017 5:03 PM, Blogger cube said...

Jan: Yes, good old Coldwater.

At June 20, 2017 5:06 PM, Blogger cube said...

Sandee: Glad you liked it, too.

At June 20, 2017 5:07 PM, Blogger cube said...

Mike Golch: Glad you liked it, too.

At July 16, 2017 6:49 AM, Blogger قمة الدقة للتنظيف said...

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