A Dog Walks Into A Bar...

A dog walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The dog hands the bartender a $10 bill.

The bartender thinks to himself, "This dog doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.

The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many dogs in here."

The dog replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."

:-)

Here We Go Again

I hope Romney is prepared to debate Obama and Schieffer tonight.

Bob Schieffer's 2008 Pro-Obama Debate Record

When will we demand a semblance of fairness when it comes to debate moderators?

When elephants fly.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a kitty with a knife for sale - for a hefty price.

Happy Friday everybody!

:-)

[The BLOG note: The above cat is not my cat, ShoShin , but they look very similar. My cat prefers guns. ]

Simpson Strikes Again?

I wonder how true this is about Sydney Brooke Simpson's father...

OJ Simpson 'Kept The Knife He Used To Kill His Wife Nicole And Friend Ron Goldman And Is Now Trying To Sell It For $5 MILLION'

I always thought Simpson kept the knife as a trophy and his lawyer, Robert Kardashian, helped him hide it and the bloody clothes. Remember when the cops let Kardashian walk out of the house carrying a duffle bag?

Yeah...

I guess time will tell if there is truly an individual disturbed enough to want to buy this horrific item from a horrible man.

Candy's Heart

Crowley Validates Obama Libya Lie: Bozell Demands Media Investigate Media Cover-Up

So predictable.

Debate Ready

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Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a picture is worth a thousand words.

:-)

Happy Friday everybody!

Eye See You

More Florida fun...

This giant eyeball from a mysterious sea creature washed ashore in Pompano Beach, Florida on Wednesday.

Giant Eyeball Washes Up On Shore

Yikes! This is why I prefer swimming pools.

Monkey Business

I first wrote about the marauding mystery monkey of Tampa Bay in 2009 when he was just flinging feces at people.

It appears he's getting bolder...

Mystery Monkey Of Tampa Bay Attacks Elderly Woman

Bad monkey!

What's next? Armed robbery?

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday... when it was just announced that the US Jobless Rate Falls To 7.8 pct., A 44-month Low

... a fortune teller cat who predicts this ridiculously low rate will soon be revised upwards, but quietly and without media fanfare. The fix is on.

She also predicts a happy Friday for anyone who reads this.

Now, cross her paw with silver... or tuna, whichever is handy.

Blogiversary

And after reading the news about last night's first debate, it's an extra happy one for me.

Kung Pao Deer

I wonder how often this happens...

Kentucky Restaurant Shut Down After Road Kill Found In Kitchen

Makes me want to eat out less.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a cat who's wiser than the folks in the current administration.

First, Obama snubs Prime Minister Netanyahu:

No Time For Netanyahu, But Obama To Attend Jay-Z, Beyonce Fundraiser

And now UN Ambassador Rice skips out on Netanhayu's speech at the UN:

Serial Liar Susan Rice Snubs Israel - Again

Just who the heck are our allies?

Hope your Friday is better than mine...

Crescent Ascent? Not!

On 9/25/12 Obama said this at the United Nations and our supposedly free media ignores it...

"The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam."

Media Ignore Obama Attack On "Those Who Slander The Prophet Of Islam"

Say what?

No.

I have a better idea...

Q: Why aren't there any moslems on Star Trek?
A: Because it takes place in the future.

Gosh, I guess we're expected to think the comment was ironic ?

Crescent Descent

From yesterday's Day By Day Cartoon by Chris Muir:



I think every magazine and newspaper in the world should publish more cartoons such as the one above.

What are the moslems going to do... kill everybody?

Go Go Power Brokers

I guess this is one reason why an Israeli-American would donate so much money to BO's campaign...

Obama Nominates Mega Donor Haim Saban's Wife To UN Post

It might be good to have a U.S. representative to the United Nations General Assembly who can channel the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers though, you know, in case things get out of line.

Arrrrr

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, ye bunch of scurvy biscuit-eatin' sprogs!

Commies Are Not Cool

Re-branding Guevara: Che The Butcher

It's about time the idiots who glorify this racist murderer read some history on the subject.

Patriotic Smoke

Old Glory strikes back...

Pakistani Rioter Dies From Inhaling Burning American Flag Smoke

Too bad more weren't affected.

Black Flag Of Islam

I read the following and thought about introducing them to our version of Black Flag...

Black Flag Of Islam Flies Over American Embassy In Tunisia As Attacks On America Continue Around the Globe

We'd need some really big cans.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a kitten being bottle fed and no mama boobie in sight.

:-)

Whatever your point of view on this matter, have a Happy Friday!

Show And Tell

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Events in the Middle East are unfolding too fast to post anything accurate about the situation here. Instead, I have chosen to bring up a case of New Age professors...

American University Professor Breast Feeds Sick Baby In Class, Sparking Debate

To whip it out, or not whip it out in class ... that is just one of the questions raised by this case. Oy, where to start? It's not a pretty sight.

9/11 Remembrance

Never forget.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... what better than a cat celebrating tomorrow's 46th Anniversary of Star Trek.

Woot!

For other cool cat tree pics...

A Star Trek Cat Tree For The Ages

Happy Friday everybody!

And don't forget to raise a Romulan Ale and toast to Trek tomorrow.

The Blame Game

Just imagine how destructive a lame duck BO administration would be...

Naughty Nickelodeon

For the record, Jason Biggs is employed by Nickelodeon and his Twitter account is currently being promoted by kid’s channel Nickelodeon...

Wife Of Jason Biggs Jokes About Child Rape; Defends Husband’s Misogynistic Tweets

I wonder how understanding Nickelodeon executives would be if Jason Biggs and his wife were tweeting rude remarks about Moochelle Obama instead of Ann Romney and Janna Ryan?

Call me a square, but I think a children's network should refrain from pushing a political agenda and from directing kids to lewd Twitter accounts.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... um...

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Darned cat is probably out playing golf again.

Happy Friday, everybody! It's an extra happy one for us because our youngest is coming home for the first time since going away for her first semester at college.

:-)

Roomba Rumba

Even German chancellor Angela Merkel must give way to Roomba, the autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner.

:-)

Such A Tribute

I ran across this gem on Soopermexican , a super nifty blog I just found:

Obama Remembers Neil Armstrong With A Big Picture Of… Himself

Not only that, but by using a stock photo from the White House Flickr account taken on April 24, 2012.

Notice the moon phase upon which Obama so lovingly gazes...

Special Election

Michelle Obama: 'Get To The Polls On November The 2'

For once I agree with Moochelle... Obama voters please do vote on November 2nd.

:-)