Thursday, April 14, 2005

When Pigs Swim?


Midget pigs compete in swimming race at Pig Olympics Thursday in Shanghai, China.

Who knew?

Just the other day I was asked to participate in a phone survey. I said I would when pigs swam in the Olymics.

Ooo-kay. Now I have to think of another default telephone solicitor excuse...

2 comments:

Yvonne said...

The last time a phone solicitor called me, I asked him to "hang on for a second while I turned off the stove." AN HOUR LATER, I picked up the phone and he was still waiting for me. I thanked him for his call and hung up.

I like the one where you let the phone solicitor talk for about 20 seconds and then scream and drop the phone, making sobbing background noises punctuated with "WHY oh GOD... WHY?" Then grab the phone and pretend the baby drowned while he was talking to you. Ask him to hang up so you can free the line to call 911.

Let me know how that works for you...

cube said...

That is positively evil! I love it.