Friday, August 03, 2007

Cat Blog Friday



I've been too busy to blog much lately, so for this Cat Blog Friday...

... I'll let this adept cat blogger take over for a bit ;-)

Happy Friday, everybody!

14 comments:

Kathy said...

The puddy tat got a mouse!

The Phoenix said...

Gives new meaning to "cat and mouse games."

Jill said...

Hum, a highjacked computer?

Brooke said...

The Blog will probably look something like this:

(courtesy of Elmer's Brother)

Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional
piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. (Hmmm, not working according to plan.)

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More
importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more
than happy to return. He is bviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and
speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time....

cube said...

kathy: Useful, but not as tasty as the real thing.

phoenix: lol. Maybe kitty should try the rat race.

jill: Yes, he's a cat burglar ;-)

brooke: lol.

8675309 said...

Cube,

LOL -- my dog gave me that very same look this morning, and I'm glad to know it isn't specific to him. Hope you're well in your busy-ness and back to blogging soon!

WomanHonorThyself said...

happy weekend Cube! :)

nanc said...

>^,,^< smartalecky show-off cat! mew...here kitty-kitty...

PKAK!

Jen said...

That is one cranky looking cat!

cube said...

Haven't spent much time on the keyboard since I allowed that cat to blog for me ;-)

Actually, school is starting up soon, & I've been busy spending much of the time with my family.

This summer whizzed by so fast *sigh*

nanc said...

i was beginning to think that big cat at drudge got hold of you!

>^00^< raerrrrrrrrrffffft

cube said...

nanc: What big cat at Drudge? I haven't been there either.

nanc said...

reposted at steve's!

cube said...

nanc: Yikes! That was one fat cat alright, but he didn't get me ;-)