Monday, December 03, 2007

Pork Theft

Australian thieves stole 16 tons of ham and bacon from a Sydney warehouse and then wrote "Thanks, Merry Christmas" on a wall, police said on Monday.

Merry Christmas, We're Stealing Your Pork!

What in the world are they going to do with all that ham and bacon? Is there a market for stolen pork products?


nanc said...

perhaps my idea of smearing mos ques with pork products and/or dog hair is catching on, no?


cube said...

I'm not parting with my pork products, but I can donate tons of dog hair. My dogs are into the winter woolies phase even though it's 82 degrees!!!

Brooke said...

I'm there with 'ya, Cube. I just gave my three a bath this morning, followed by a scrubbing of the tub.

WomanHonorThyself said...

lol nanc..uh huh!

jan said...

We should be able to eliminate several ethnic groups as suspects.

Grimm said...

Oh bring us some piggy pudding,
Oh bring us some piggy pudding,
Oh bring us some piggy pudding, and a cup of good beer.

Could be Gonzo from the Muppets

The Merry Widow said...

Brooke- With an ADHD dog, I can contribute hair AND slobber...
Cube-We try to give baths outside due to the woolies, my son will brush Caleb first, looks like a black snowdrift!

BTW-We got up to 89.4 red tide fumes!